Lorna Luxe #28 Sorry Boo, you'll have to wait, we're jetting off to shoot Act 2008

[styleoversubstance]

It was published in 1996, but I don’t actually believe she did read it at 13/14. Probably just another one of her lies to try and sound “cool”.

Ah youre right, paperback was 1999…I’m still calling b*llshit lol

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

It’s nice enough, drinkable I just don’t get the massive fuss over it. Just my opinion (and wine taste is very individual) but you can get much better for the money.

Definitely. It was just the first rosé to really take off on social media. Has to be very very cold I find. ( I don’t put ice in my rose)

 

[Its_Me]

Good Morning the fashion detective is back.

The special print that is being touted at as part of Act 5 is a copy of Agua by Agua Bendita. It is a proper luxury brand that is based in Columbia. They specialise in ethical sourced clothing that is hand made and uses local labour who can balance family and work life. Their prints are one of there specialisations.

Obviously this will be exactly the same conditions that the Chinese sweat factories have to produce these beauties...

Ohhh I recently got one of their dresses the fit and quality is lovely. Sadly most fast fashion are rip offs but you can’t compete with quality.

 

[Its_Me]

The poll should have been what does Lorna need for her birthday, the last 3 options would be at 100%

 

[Dawn Dayn]

She must always be miserable, then. Look at that patch on her neck!

She must be unhappy then, cos that tan looks really bad. Why oh why doesn't she wear gloves, wash her hands, they're ORANGE.

 

[Smelly Cat]

So she has cheated on him twice?! If he has that much money - why hasn’t he just found a new sugar baby?! Let’s be honest, she’s not a looker and she doesn’t even have a nice personality!

These shoes
She actually looks like she should be in panto as Cinderella’s ugly sister trying to stuff her trotters into the tiny shoes
Surely they are uncomfortable to walk in?!?!
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Nice tan fail , thought she was in the spa today !

 

[Ohmydays]

Hey TITS.
Do you think this is another nod to us ?
Who on earth would ask this question ?

Straight on the suspicious list for me, but I think she's actually done her make up well for once today? The foundation matched her skin I mean...

Don’t you mean straight to Specsavers? @goldsmithlady809

 

[CouldYouNot]

This is so odd! Is she trying to shame them??

Oh I realised her phone is plugged in
I thought it was a fire hazard!

 

[miss trixie]

I was wondering who on earth walks around hotel gardens clutching a massive bouquet of flowers, but I didn't say anything because I figured I've commented enough on here today. I've changed my mind! The grounds staff must think she's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

I was thinking the same thing but then I thought it could have been worse.......she could have been toting that bloody awful bag from her collection avec the dried flowers. Ya know,'cos fresh ones die.

 

[Neddy Bezzie]

Where is the rest of her feet? Why is there such a gap? Does she not even know her shoe size? “Size up”...

....She does on everything else don't ya know!...

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

I thought she'd re-done her fake tan this morning? She's really not getting to grips with the calves and behind the knees, is she...

 

[choltx]

That photo of her and John.. look at the inside of her arm. She needs a good damn wash.. that tan is rank!! How on earth she goes out in public looking like that.. wow.

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

What does she look like though? I think OMR needs to get her some make up lessons for her birthday.

I think she needs to go to Specsavers…

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Presumably any actual real friends (not bots) that follow her on Instagram. I don't think I could ever bring myself to be so presumptious as to tell people what they should buy me, especially if they hadn't even asked first. Cringe level is maxed out.

Here's the tacky Chanel earrings Lorna wore last year at Christmas. She wore them in the flat and once in the Bentley, and never again. Look at how heavily filtered her face was!

When the filter game was strong!

 

[miss trixie]

I actually cannot stop laughing


She’s on holiday in a hot climate and seemingly layering on the shit tan. Whilst I don’t encourage heavy sun exposure I also don’t encourage the I just fisted my husband look <I’m sorry!!!!>

Good Morning @Its_Me - Thanks for making me howl. I've just spat my coffee out.

 

[giftmesh*t]

Surely she has some fillet o Kingsley gunk to sort that out , or have we come to the end of that particular beautiful friendship!

Hahahaha, your profile pic
She’s just breathtaking isn’t she?!

 

[Justanorthernlass]

Wtf a bloody clip she looks mind! How does she even think she looks presentable never mind pretty! Such a spoilt woman she is.

 

[Its_Me]

Did we see the Chanel necklace?

 

[MadameS]

A match made in English major heaven

Ooh, I missed that one! “You with” “could can” - the man’s a genius, he clearly doesn’t need to check his work

 

[miss trixie]

Hey @balenciagandburgers your photo gallery has had me howling. That first pic though......had me screaming. Brilliant.