She will reveal the origin of the ring. She won’t be able to resist. Like she did when that humongous horror of a pear thing was added to her existing engagement ring.
Lorna Luxe #28 Sorry Boo, you'll have to wait, we're jetting off to shoot Act 2008
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Seriously though, the pastry chef in me is finding this all quite distressing. It wouldn't look out of place on one of those Cake Fail websites. They clearly put the cake on the board, and then did the words as an afterthought, and ran out of space. The random child-like squiggles between the two words made me laugh out loud, as I could just imagine the chef standing there with his piping bag, and going "Ah duck it, they want fancy, I'll give them fancy! *squiggle squiggle squiggle* "
The smudge above the B is classy too. Probably the chef showing them what he thinks of their luxeness. It was so very obviously all arranged in a hurry, when John realised at 09h00 this morning that putting "famous influencer's birthday" on the reservation had fallen on deaf ears.
The smudge above the B is classy too. Probably the chef showing them what he thinks of their luxeness. It was so very obviously all arranged in a hurry, when John realised at 09h00 this morning that putting "famous influencer's birthday" on the reservation had fallen on deaf ears.
John could have paid his mortgage off ten times over if he wasn’t wasting money constantly on this ungrateful needy wench.
I wonder what she will get HIM for his 60th.
I wonder what she will get HIM for his 60th.
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Having a full on meltdown here I couldn’t watch her story for half an hour due to tit data reception, no wifi to connect to then I couldn’t get onto Tattle, right at the crucial moments!!! I need to get this fixed I can’t have this going on all day ffs.
Made by the same place. Emerald is my birthstone but that ring is fugly.
Having a full on meltdown here I couldn’t watch her story for half an hour due to tit data reception, no wifi to connect to then I couldn’t get onto Tattle, right at the crucial moments!!! I need to get this fixed I can’t have this going on all day ffs.
Here’s the story ! Told you. She need to shut down any rumour it’s fake.
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What’s the beautiful history?? Please do tell…
2 bottles of rose with breakfast. Classy.
For anyone interested in a little bit of Wednesday psychology.. their relationship is text book co dependent.
A person who is codependent will usually: Find no satisfaction or happiness in life outside of doing things for the other person. (John, he does nothing, follows her about, has no friends, no hobbies, no independence)
Stays in the relationship even if they are aware that their partner does hurtful things.
( Lorna cheating, belittling & mocking)
Do anything to please and satisfy their enabler no matter what the expense to themselves.
If you’re happy / I’m happy kind of thing.
Proper dysfunction. They’d be better off spending the money on some therapy. Happy to help.
A person who is codependent will usually: Find no satisfaction or happiness in life outside of doing things for the other person. (John, he does nothing, follows her about, has no friends, no hobbies, no independence)
Stays in the relationship even if they are aware that their partner does hurtful things.
( Lorna cheating, belittling & mocking)
Do anything to please and satisfy their enabler no matter what the expense to themselves.
If you’re happy / I’m happy kind of thing.
Proper dysfunction. They’d be better off spending the money on some therapy. Happy to help.
I guarantee you’re more than likely happier than these 2 put together!! Happy Birthday!!FFS it’s my bday today and I’ll be lucky if I get a cake
Hold on. 4 bottles. 4 bottles of wine for 2 people for breakfast.
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Lurker here but just felt compelled to comment…honestly I find the sorts of gifts she gets really sad? I’m honestly not jealous they’re all just so soulless - if it’s not the latest Chanel it’s a Hermes or a Cartier. That’s literally all he ever buys her and gets the hotel to chuck in some tacky balloons and she laps it up!!
FFS it’s my bday today and I’ll be lucky if I get a cake
Definitely looks like it came from the breakfast buffet
Yes, it's not quite The Lanesborough or Le Bristol in-room breakfast with the crusts cut off, is it!
Carefully aimed jizz.
Welp I'd just like to say I've got emeralds, feel like putting them in the bin rn.
I feel the same. Anything she wears that I own I feel like putting in the bin.Carefully aimed jizz.
Welp I'd just like to say I've got emeralds, feel like putting them in the bin rn.
Her left wrist is now worth more than the banger
That’s cos she bought him the banger. Sloppy seconds for John. Story of his life eh ?
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