Wants to make sure that all of the symbols of her "wealth" are displayed, worried in case maybe the Rolex gets missed or the Cartier or whatever. VULGAR, VULGAR
Lorna Luxe #13 Wherever I blag my flat, that’s my home!
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Alex is in Paris working with LV & Dior 
Off you pop Lorna to shoot your cheap & nasty collection.
A few other influencers there too. No invite for Mrs Luxe though.
Off you pop Lorna to shoot your cheap & nasty collection.A few other influencers there too. No invite for Mrs Luxe though.
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cos shes a twit
Yah sorry missed last thread summary on the opening comment. It was my first attempt at thread creation so I was bound to miss something ! 
cant edit it now :-(
cant edit it now :-(
She will be trussed up like a turkey with Monsieur Whip following her around ( hoping to get noticed).Alex is in Paris working with LV & Dior
A few other influencers there too. No invite for Mrs Luxe though.
She’s back in the car..
I’m beggining to wonder If they’re actually homeless. How frigging mental is this??(begging for glasses now. bleeping loathesome)
Holy hell. Blur and fur.
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That skirt isn't it! WTF is going on?!?Think given the highly anticipated “indefinite trip/relocation” to Paris, this thread might fill fairly sharpish.
( Forgot to add Predatory Pourer to the list of Mr Luxe’s alter egos)
She’s not posted anything of relevance today. Picture of her inside HH with warped snot/cow dung green sofa in background. Fairly recent as she’s wearing the Cyber Goth boots. Otherwise just repeat pictures of herself that she’s posted a zillion times.
Looks like she has a Chanel packaging ribbon tied around her waist.
State of that, the way she put the lipstick on 
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Whyyyy put it on like this and film yourself?! I’d be raging if I was from the Loub beauty team
I bet the PR team are squirming now.Whyyyy put it on like this and film yourself?! I’d be raging if I was from the Loub beauty team
Wtf is going on with her living situation???? This is such bizarre behaviour. I bet we dont see any of HH before she relocates to paris
When she says she’s “relocating” to Paris, does she mean full time?
I know this isnt her flat, but have we seen this on tattle already? https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-90078164.html I actually feel embarrassed for her that all this pretend display of wealth and they live in a flat worth 300k.
I leave you lot for 24 hours now we are deep in 13 thread 
.....what the duck have I just watched on stories, is she going out on a low paid quickie hand job and that bonnie bint with her LL lunch and stripper boots, they look like a couple of hookers, seriously.
.....what the duck have I just watched on stories, is she going out on a low paid quickie hand job and that bonnie bint with her LL lunch and stripper boots, they look like a couple of hookers, seriously.
Yep it’s been on there for absolutely agesssss. Clearly nobody wants to buy it
Yes, correct me if I’m wrong but I’m sure that’s how we found out that there are no works going on.. because a fellow tattler called the estate agent?
What a wreck!!!Whyyyy put it on like this and film yourself?! I’d be raging if I was from the Loub beauty team
No one wants to live near the Luxe car crash!
I can’t believe how blatantly she begs for stuff. Why wouldn’t you just get your glasses where you get your eye test done? I think most people only take the prescription elsewhere when they want to buy a cheap pair online. Or if you’re Lorna, you’re hoping someone will send you some so you don’t have to put your hand in your pocket 
I think she was out to dinner with the Lube man ( Loub
) the other night ... I think they’re just after her 1M followers but who the Fukk would pay £70+ quid for a lipstick 
Obviously not LornaLuxe !!!
They can't be moving to Paris permanently, the OM raisins job is UK based, it is highly unlikely the company (no matter how high up you are, and we know he's not) will allow a permanent move to France to work for a UK office. I know HSBC have offices worldwide but there are tax implications that OM raisin will be well aware of. Sadly they'll be back.
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