That is what you call a smug face.So what is it Lorna, relocating or just a trip?
(yes I did deliberately screenshot when she was pulling that face)
Virtually slappable...
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Virtually slappable...
You guys are killing me this morning 
I bet she really did just get dressed to sit in the car and show off her new stuff. Now she’s saying builders. But initially she said they were painting the wood on the outside which would officially be called painters. Who I doubt would be making that much noise and it wouldn’t have taking this long to complete the job. But anyway we already know via our tattle agent there are no works being done there at all.
I bet she really did just get dressed to sit in the car and show off her new stuff. Now she’s saying builders. But initially she said they were painting the wood on the outside which would officially be called painters. Who I doubt would be making that much noise and it wouldn’t have taking this long to complete the job. But anyway we already know via our tattle agent there are no works being done there at all.
And yet another needless trip to London. Does she even read the news?
Just catching up but maybe she’s removed the mr luxe highlight as it contradicts a lot of what actually happened - I think a few of us pointed out previously about timelines of them ‘buying a house’ together etc didnt add up?
duck off Lorna
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True..but she could just remove some pictures with answers ..no need to delete all considering hes part of her bull brand...
BUT he's a creepy looking duck so that could be the answer.
Yes and didn’t she supposedly go into Paris just for dinner not that long ago
Supposedly... although my money’s on they grabbed a baguette at a Paul’s in the airport as they transited throughYes and didn’t she supposedly go into Paris just for dinner not that long ago
She has something from this brand already as she’s on their IG page. They have two different coats on there that’d be considered A/W so she would’ve chosen the one she liked the look of. More lies from her “I thought I’d road test it to see if I like it” she is so annoying isn’t she Literally a big baby with toys
Literally a big baby with toysIn two hours she managed to go out and do her errands AND get into London? I need me some of these super powers...
Gawd the poor Savoy has only just reopened ...it will need an uber clean with all her germified scuzz.
Just had a look and she’s definitely removed it
And it turns out the friend she’s meeting is Bonnie Bint who she’s only seen 70 billionty times in the last 2 weeks.
Wonder if she'll be after weaselling her way into getting a contact at/intro to Ferrari!
If she's driving herself, she shouldn't be pouring WA down her neck!
Does she ever have a day off the booze!!?
I wondered the same - just using Bonnie Bint’s bday as a cunning ruse.Wonder if she'll be after weaselling her way into getting a contact at/intro to Ferrari!
If she's driving herself, she shouldn't be pouring WA down her neck!
I’m sure she’d have a quirky answer for that. I remember last time we talked about it a lot on here she said she wasn’t drinking during the week. I think she lasted til about Wednesday.
How can she justify going to France now? Especially Paris.
There’s been a sharp rise in the number of cases in France. The government is advising against all but essential travel. And you have to sign a declaration saying you haven’t been in contact with cases in the preceding fortnight... but she’s been skipping around London meeting up with different people, going out for food, going out for drinks, hopping into multiple taxies, all without a mask on. And showing all of this to all of her followers. If she signs that declaration she’s a liar. And there’s no way she’ll self isolate for 2 weeks once she’s back.
I hope she gets there and has to go into lockdown. And then isn’t allowed back.
There’s been a sharp rise in the number of cases in France. The government is advising against all but essential travel. And you have to sign a declaration saying you haven’t been in contact with cases in the preceding fortnight... but she’s been skipping around London meeting up with different people, going out for food, going out for drinks, hopping into multiple taxies, all without a mask on. And showing all of this to all of her followers. If she signs that declaration she’s a liar. And there’s no way she’ll self isolate for 2 weeks once she’s back.
I hope she gets there and has to go into lockdown. And then isn’t allowed back.
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I love all of this except for her to be stuck here. Can she not get stuck in the tunnel under the English Channel or something?
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