I had a dream about OM last night. It’s going to take me all day to recover 
Lorna Luxe #11 buy my Polyester tat so I can buy Chanel
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Fact of the day : She’s just a lazy idle greedy bragging bastard.
You can’t leave us hanging .... it might help to talk about itI had a dream about OM last night. It’s going to take me all day to recover
The city centre one is the most organised one I’ve been in tbf! Hope you enjoyed Manchesteryes! up for work and needed some shampoo
As she has a current code with them and some of those were gifted shouldn't it be marked as Ad? @Suxy_
She hasn't mentioned the code in the post..thats why I called it ninja promoting...its just an 'innocent' photo.... shes trying to sell without making it obvious...this is where its always fuzzy...like her face
Surely if she didn't pay for them all it should at least be AD- giftedShe hasn't mentioned the code in the post..thats why I called it ninja promoting...its just an 'innocent' photo.... shes trying to sell without making it obvious...this is where its always fuzzy...like her face
Oh you silly goose. Rules don’t apply to Lorna. She’s too big. She’s beyond rules. She’s so wealthy she would have been buying all this with or without Instagram. She’s beyond covid too!
She’s so famous and wealthy, she can’t post in real time because of all the jealous maniacs that are after her.
Its a very hard life for such a hard worker.
It’s why she needs so much rest and sleep and a resident whipping boy to wipe her tired arse.
She’s so famous and wealthy, she can’t post in real time because of all the jealous maniacs that are after her.
Its a very hard life for such a hard worker.
It’s why she needs so much rest and sleep and a resident whipping boy to wipe her tired arse.
I see @Suxy_ has gone private again - noooo I'm going to have to create that other account to follow!
That is absolutely horrifying. Every item was hideous so her trying to make it fashun is just beyond ridiculous
This is the only part of Lorna that doesnt fit with being a Narc, they are normally super house proud. They also like to pretend their homes are much grander than they actually are which is her to a T, but I am surprised about her scruffiness. Actually no, I have seen her neck and chest so actually I am not surprised at all.Ahhhh. Who’s a clever boy then !!!
He needs to up his game with the Fukkin cushions
oh and even gotta get the Fukkin Chanel on display for flat cleaning pics
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I reckon Asda clothing is probably better quality than the crap she's flogging
Looks like we’ve got another month to wait for the A/W collection 
Bet that’s why OMR cleaned them flat .
Wonder if she’ll say hello to Adam for us
Bet that’s why OMR cleaned them flat .
Wonder if she’ll say hello to Adam for us
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Still bothers me that she has all this designer gear but can’t spend a few bob fixing those nashers
ITS may as well see what they've paid for !Looks like we’ve got another month to wait for the A/W collection
Bet that’s why OMR cleaned them flat .
Wonder if she’ll say hello to Adam for us
Me too. Everyday.
*images of Frisby, his side-goon and Lorna all having a big old flick through the wholesale catalogue, then laughing all the way to Chanel.
(Epic filters today Lorna!)
(Epic filters today Lorna!)
Looks like we may have our next word of the month... pottering has replaced abluting for now.
Nobody’s skin looks like that, it’s so smooth it doesn’t look like skin at all. And look at those angles behind her!! Jesus Christ woman.
Also it’s funny she refers to it as a flat yet continues to call her much smaller flat a house Phony.
Nobody’s skin looks like that, it’s so smooth it doesn’t look like skin at all. And look at those angles behind her!! Jesus Christ woman.
Also it’s funny she refers to it as a flat yet continues to call her much smaller flat a house
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It looks nothing like her does it 
I reckon she’s reverted to the Khloe K filters of May!
I reckon she’s reverted to the Khloe K filters of May!For those who are a-blocked:
A no doubt gifted candle not marked as “ad gifted” and a fridge full of rosé (shockkkkk). Nice of them to provide some food when the people paying for the flat come and visit isn’t it
A no doubt gifted candle not marked as “ad gifted” and a fridge full of rosé (shockkkkk). Nice of them to provide some food when the people paying for the flat come and visit isn’t it
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Lorna lush not lorna luxe. I would be embarrassed for people to think I was such a wino and such a bad hostessFor those who are a-blocked:
A no doubt gifted candle not marked as “ad gifted” and a fridge full of rosé (shockkkkk). Nice of them to provide some food when the people paying for the flat come and visit isn’t it
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