I'm embarrassed on your behalf that you had to suffer that and that's before alcohol? Bloody hellGood morning Twattlers
The sun is out again today but I certainly wouldn't describe it as warm!
I must tell you lot this story from yesterday. I'm still chuckling to myself about it 24 hours later.
Five of us from work - two staff and three Board members - were at a posh do in Glasgow receiving our Investors in People accreditation plaques and the Employer of the Year trophy. Anyway during the 'networking' part of the day, as often happens, the chat turned to football. One of our Board members, an older man, used to be a referee at a pretty high level, and he absolutely loves the sound of his own voice, which is unfortunately very loud. So we were basically describing funny or unusual things that had happened to us during our football careers. I might be imagining this part of it but it seemed to me that the general buzz around the room had just quietened down when he very loudly said - and I apologise if anyone is offended by the language he used but I'm quoting him directly - " I ONCE SENT A DEAF AND DUMB BLOKE OFF FOR USING FOUL AND ABUSIVE LANGUAGE!" After wincing at his vernacular I asked "Oh aye, how does that work then?" and he replied "HE CALLED ME A" and I shit you not, at this point he put on this excruciating what-he-thought-was-a-deaf-person's-voice and continued "FUCKING WANKER!" While doing the bloody hand gesture!
Does anyone remember the Batman and Robin scene from Only Fools and Horses? Well that is what the other attendees looked like at the end of his little story.
And this was before anyone had even had any alcohol.
Anyway have a good day Twattlers x
Hope you’re ok @IdeletedbutI'mbackagain, is your surgery soon? If it is, I hope all goes to plan and you recover well. Lots of love xxxHey all! I am taking a break from Tattle. Love to you all! I might be back tomorrow or in a month's time but just wanted to give ye a heads up incase ye got worried 🩷
WeHey all! I am taking a break from Tattle. Love to you all! I might be back tomorrow or in a month's time but just wanted to give ye a heads up incase ye got worried 🩷
Hope you’re okay, sending you lots of loveHey all! I am taking a break from Tattle. Love to you all! I might be back tomorrow or in a month's time but just wanted to give ye a heads up incase ye got worried 🩷
Sending you lots of love and hope see you back soon 🩷🩷Hey all! I am taking a break from Tattle. Love to you all! I might be back tomorrow or in a month's time but just wanted to give ye a heads up incase ye got worried 🩷
We'll be thinking of you. If you're not back before your surgery best of luck. Take care and thanks for letting us know.Hey all! I am taking a break from Tattle. Love to you all! I might be back tomorrow or in a month's time but just wanted to give ye a heads up incase ye got worried 🩷
That's very thoughtful. Hope you're ok xxHey all! I am taking a break from Tattle. Love to you all! I might be back tomorrow or in a month's time but just wanted to give ye a heads up incase ye got worried 🩷
Whatever it takes to see you through.Hey all! I am taking a break from Tattle. Love to you all! I might be back tomorrow or in a month's time but just wanted to give ye a heads up incase ye got worried 🩷
Hope you are ok and we will be here waiting when you’re ready to come back with open arms and ears too if they are neededHey all! I am taking a break from Tattle. Love to you all! I might be back tomorrow or in a month's time but just wanted to give ye a heads up incase ye got worried 🩷
Lots of love. See you when you come back xxHey all! I am taking a break from Tattle. Love to you all! I might be back tomorrow or in a month's time but just wanted to give ye a heads up incase ye got worried 🩷
Let us know how the wedding dress fitting goes!Today is going to be a brilliant day. I get to try my wedding dress on and my neighbour who has terrorised the street for years is moving oh and Donald trump got found guiltyhappy Friday indeed fellas I hope everyone has an amazing day
I will doLet us know how the wedding dress fitting goes!
Ahhhhh very exciting! Let us know how it goesToday is going to be a brilliant day. I get to try my wedding dress on and my neighbour who has terrorised the street for years is moving oh and Donald trump got found guiltyhappy Friday indeed fellas I hope everyone has an amazing day
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