In Which Liz Has Yet Another New Man Apparently (or: Not Another Podcast Recap)
Liz and Nic went to the new Bond movie. Liz whinges endlessly about how there wasn't enough scenery porn, she hates Billie Eilish, the fashion wasn't good enough. They hate the idea of a female Bond and both perv over Daniel Craig. Liz refers to a man's "front bottom" ... I don't think a man is likely to have that unless he is transgender? They discuss what may be a major spoiler for the movie. Liz talks about the many occasions where she's interviewed Rachel Weisz, now Daniel Craig's wife. She describes Weisz as "prickly", and Nic says that's a good thing as she finds nice, kind people "insipid." That'll be why she likes Liz so much, then. Liz witches about Meghan Markle being self-absorbed - there's a nice irony in that given that Liz has frequently compared herself to Meghan!! She says she interviewed Kenneth Branagh in his early career as a drama student and when she recently saw him at a premiere he looked like "an old, old man." He's 60; not that old, and still younger than you, Liz!
Liz says Nic still hasn't got her a birthday present. She brought you trousers AND carrot cake, and you told her to piss off; I wouldn't expect any more, Liz. Onto the week's column! Liz again witches about the Zara trousers, and her friend Isabel giving her Crocs. She calls someone on Twitter "numb-nuts" (yes, really!) for saying the suit she wore to her wedding looked like a tracksuit. Saying that people who post on Twitter have "too much time on their hands" and wouldn't have time to post if they had collies. Why are you on Twitter so much, Liz? WTF does it have to do with you how others choose to spend time? But the real point is that Liz has a new man in his life! With a "giant child." He has promised not to "ghost" or block Liz, and she is happy that he hasn't seen her Louboutin "shoe boots" before. She has been stalking him on Google Maps but doesn't like the idea that he might have been Googling her and seen pictures of her before her facelift.
Liz is still "team Meghan" she says, despite earlier calling her self-absorbed. Liz hates the dress the Duchess of Cambridge wore to the Bond premiere as Kate was trying to upstage the actors, apparently. She would expect Nic to think sequins are acceptable because Nic is from Leytonstone; but Kate, being from the Home Counties, should know better! Kate's dress was seemingly paying homage to the dress Princess Diana wore at the premiere of A View to a Kill which I'm sure Liz would've fawned over.