Me too, babe!As a defector from Digital Spy, I'm so glad I found this forum!
Did she seriously go on telly saying that the NHS should pay for her pets' treatment? After the year we've just had, it just beggars belief that anyone could be so self-centred and deluded!
I thought of another for the free square, No fingerprints from typing a million words a yearYour wish is my command
B I N G O Shitty engagement ring Diptyque Candles WAXING Victoria Beckham dress Having no friends Giving money to family Men never paying for anything MINI PUPPY Dead horse Stealing sperm Dunhill lighter Mini breaks Disgusting sex details Being frigid David's ponytail New mystery man SATC / Carrie Bradshaw Liam Neeson Nic being bitchy DEAFNESS Ancient Myla thong (dry clean only) Vegetarianism FREE SQUARE Midnight Storm hair Dry clean only Dogs "stress wee" GIANT CHILDREN Smeg fridge Buttery soft leather Oily baths Separating eyelashes with a pin Waitrose NERVOUS pets Banned from Fashion Week Owns every issue of Vogue Maharishi combat trousers Bottega Veneta dress / heels Fresh linen on the bed in case she brings a man home Ex-ex Helmut Lang suits Rock Star Gracie destroyed something Never goes on holiday Pays more tax than anyone ever Damn women and their maternity leave
What is she typing on, a cheese grater?I thought of another for the free square, No fingerprints from typing a million words a year
She's RT'ed a lot of anti-vax/anti-mask/COVID-denying tweets recently, likely because she wants to curry favour with the Mail's frothing fanbase and give them a reason to keep her on. So perhaps she refused to be vaccinatedI understand that the ‘ Dreary’ (thanks DigitalSpy) is written a few weeks before publication, but is she really claiming not to have had a single Covid vaccine yet? And she’s 62? Why does she lie about such stupid things?
I remember that. The guy lived in a £1m+ house and had a six figure salary. Apparently the dog was instafamous or something. What a world.This reminds me of when the chairman head of Saatchi Advertising Agency set up a Go Fund me for his dog’s orthopaedic surgery with Supervet Noel Fitzpatrick. He’d neglected to purchase enough pet insurance cover to pay (think it was about £4K worth of cover) and there was a shortfall. There was a huge brouhaha in the press, inc Private Rye and on wife’s Insta account. They did return some of the money afterwards but not before his wife said she’d set up the GFM as people had asked how they could help.His name is Richard Huntington, hers is Annabel Bird and the dog’s name and Insta account is Edward Lear. Easy to track down and read about. This was in 2018.
Oh the one that beats her kids is that the same one that keeps buying puppies then giving them awayI remember that. The guy lived in a £1m+ house and had a six figure salary. Apparently the dog was instafamous or something. What a world.
I can see why Liz Jones has her column to be honest. Yes it’s dreck but it generates more interest online than any other newspaper column. The Mail has a few of these ‘humiliate self for cash’ female journalists like Samantha Brick and the one who beats her kids, but Liz has made it into an art form.
Yep - that would be Shona SibaryOh the one that beats her kids is that the same one that keeps buying puppies then giving them away
I certainly would not want dry cleaning fluid anywhere near my bitsShe also mentioned that it was dry clean only..like euuggh dry clean only underwear, she would only be able to wear it once then off to the cleaners..shudder imagine having to deal with that as part of your job, cleaning liz jones knickers
I remember decades ago I worked up in London where the Boss' missus used to send all her dry cleaning in every week for The Man to collect then return to her all neatly done, pressed and plasticked for her. We girls used to get the dubious honour of sorting out and listing everything she'd stuffed into the bags (since it was beneath her to do it herself) - then she also began to put the old man's ties in, followed by his silk socks, her frilly lingerie, bras and all sorts that began to appear in the bag for The Man. One day her husband happened to see the bill tucked into the returning goods and he nearly blew a gasket when he saw that she's put his underwear in too, all neatly pinned onto hangers and it was costing him a fortune to dry clean items that the Housekeeper should be putting in the family wash, not sending them out to be dry cleaned! Needless to say it stopped thereonI certainly would not want dry cleaning fluid anywhere near my bits
I'm also fat and happily married.New to this thread but not to Liz, like most of you I've been following her on and off since I first read her column in my parents' MoS decades ago. Her content hasn't changed or improved at all. Whenever I read any of her writing I'm freshly taken aback by just how much she irritates me and how much rage she inspires in me. She is the opposite of everything I am or could ever want to be (literally - I'm fat and happily married!). What an utterly miserable person she is. She makes it extremely difficult to feel sorry for her though, all of her unhappiness is entirely of her own creation.
She has a huge amount of deep seeded bitterness and insecurity and needs intensive therapy to overcome this. She will never be happy otherwise. I actually wonder if she's ever felt a second of true happiness in her whole life. I pity her, but not for the reasons she wants me to.
has she ever been to therapy? she clearly needs itI'm also fat and happily married.
As my mum would say 'she's her own worst enemy' and she is. She'll never be happy with anyone or any thing. She's developed an immense sense of entitlement. She's utterly deluded.
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