witchofwestbyfleet
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Liz's devotion to that thong is unparalleled. It beats any love interest she's ever had and even her animals: she won't bother to train her dogs or protect her cats but the Myla Thong is sacred
The twitter response is unbelievable given her position and longevity with the mail. They must keep her on because of the amount of comments and readers of her actual column.There is so little engagement on any social media. I kinda feel sorry for her and that Box woman
Box? Big.
Ffs. Nic woman.
Yes, but Liz had eleventy billion copies of Vogue, going all the way back from the day it first went into print in 1066, so that's the same surely?God imagine if she had been the Editor of Vogue. She would be dining out on that one for the rest of her life!![]()
I agree with this. I read Liz’s autobiography a couple of years ago, and she describes being sexually assaulted by another child whilst at primary school. Sounds terrifying and painful experience. She takes care to point out that she was ‘hairless’ (didn’t need to say that as she was a child, so of course she would have been). This must surely have affected her more deeply than she let on, and she perhaps feels that a man would only be interested in her when she’s fully waxed. She says in the book that she never told anyone about the assault, not even her mum. But she does recognise that it triggered a fear of men (understandably), and perhaps explains why she gets stuck on the fantasy stage of a relationship, but dislikes intimacy and is quick to find faults in any prospective partner.I genuinely think she's broadly asexual, her emotional age is about twelve and her weird obsession with being "hairless" harks back to a wish to remain pre-pubescent for ever. She has never expressed an actual positive emotion towards any man ever. She proclaims to "fancy" men and then despises them. Chance meetings forty yeas ago are various "loves of her life". I cannot recall her ever writing a single sentence either expressing love for a man as a person or for any of their attributes (the baker is a quite talented artist... she has never mentioned this ever She claims to love animals but merely collects them for others to care for.
There is a phase that many girls go through when their first real crush is on a 'pop star' who would be considered broadly androgynous (Marc Bolan, say, or early Bowie) then grow through it. Jones is trapped for ever as a Jackie reader who once glimpsed a copy of Just Seventeen, was absolutely horrified and was determined nothing would change.
I've had the whine of my life...That pretty much describes all her writing.
Now I have a dirty dancing theme tune ear worm![]()
Let me see if I can find the articleWhat?! She rehomes dogs when they are no longer puppies?! How is she allowed to do that?! How cruel.
This reminds me of when the chairman head of Saatchi Advertising Agency set up a Go Fund me for his dog’s orthopaedic surgery with Supervet Noel Fitzpatrick. He’d neglected to purchase enough pet insurance cover to pay (think it was about £4K worth of cover) and there was a shortfall. There was a huge brouhaha in the press, inc Private Rye and on wife’s Insta account. They did return some of the money afterwards but not before his wife said she’d set up the GFM as people had asked how they could help.She wants pets to receive treatment on the NHS as vets bills are very expensive. It was pointed out by Peter Purves that you not get a pet if cannot afford its upkeep.