Bold of you to assume that they actually have sexThat house is not a good buy for a couple in advancing years and declining health. The stairs look lethal. It also looks cold. It isn’t the vicarage however much she calls it that. It is The Annexe. She can have a capital A to make it seem more important but she can’t talk it up more than that.
The way she talks about David is grim. I think when they are having sex David always asks for a blindfold- not because he is kinky but so he can’t see his cowgirl reversed or facing the front.
She is writing more articles for the DM, behind their paywall. I assume she is getting more money for that.
Do you think the Mail are just that out of touch with us northern plebs that they just believe everything she spouts without fact checking or do you think they just let her crack on and write shite regardless? I live the opposite side of Darlington to the road to Gainford and it’s still only 20 mins to my house - how’s that 2 hour round trip to a bank looking Jonesy? Also friends of my parents live at Easby and think the village had a party when she finally fecked off!