Still reckon the Italian farmhouse nonsense is a diversionary tactic. She's backed herself into such a corner over her pretend work that she's got to do something to re-focus people's minds. Retreats? What retreats? Articles for Italia magazine? Eh? Not to mention showing her true colours with that spiteful post re Fathers Day. She needs to distance herself from the post before even the densest of her old bloke followers works out what she is REALLY all about.
Anyway, I'm interested to see what comes of the fiction writing under a pseudonym.
Maybe something like this ........
"Fessing Up" by Fiz Laser. This is a love story between Fiz - an amazing, strong, hard-working, hot
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40-something-year-old mother of 3 - and Sike M - an unemployed alcoholic. The book details the progress of their relationship, omitting to mention the ditching of their spouses, or the abandonment of her children, nor anything else which might make Fiz look like a bit of a piece of work. We will be taken through the boozing, the losing, the schmoozing, the running away to Menice (a dingy city floating in the sea somewhere), the coming back, the running away again, the bike chases, the competitive addictions, the friendlessness, the loneliness, the toxicity, and occasionally mentions of their poor baby, Lookout. (So called because they often said "Lookout, here comes mummy on her bike/daddy with his wine" etc.
Fiz will be described in terms of saintliness and long suffering, whereas Sike will be portrayed as the devil incarnate.
I suspect the book will end with Fiz starting a new life and being absolutely over the moon with it. She won't be able to provide details ...... yet ..... but will be very excited and almost unable to wait to share her exciting and life changing news with YOU LOT. Especially after all the years where ....... erm ...... she wasn't able to do anything because ...... erm ..... things and stuff due to the fallout from obsessively targeting Sike (or Psych, if you prefer) for no reason that any other human could understand!
The trauma will all be in the past, and the future will be success and adoration on a scale never before seen.
Can't wait to read it. Sounds thrilling!