- Haitch instead of aitch
- Going up at the end of a sentence thatās not a question (unless Australian or some such)
- āWhatās up hun? xā āIāve DMād you hun xā
duck off hun.
- Aimless drifting on a busy pavement or in a shopping centre
- Using a ten items or fewer lane when you clearly have 11+ items
- Saying less instead of fewer
- People who get to the till unprepared to pay āone second let me just find my purse...ā
- Putting empty cartons/ wrappers back into the fridge (my f-ing boyfriend) and empty toilet roll holders
- Hearing other peopleās tinny music through their headphones
and probably hundreds more if I could think of them!
Although I hold my hands up to saying āplease can I get a ....?ā Rather than āplease may I have a ...?ā and it drives my boyfriend
mad!