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no-no
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My dog is the fussiest dog yet he loves cheap muck. He’s on hunger strike today because I won’t give him wet food after I’d picked up 5 
’s by 7am! The food he’s been offered is premium meaty chunks that keeps him firm, but he’d rather shit himself senseless on Chappie or some crap 
it’s like looking after a belligerent old man.
’s by 7am! The food he’s been offered is premium meaty chunks that keeps him firm, but he’d rather shit himself senseless on Chappie or some crap it’s like looking after a belligerent old man.
Cupcakemum
VIP Member
Itchy nipples.
There is no way to scratch them without either looking like a twat rubbing it with your forearm, or feeling like you'll rip a nipple off with your nail
There is no way to scratch them without either looking like a twat rubbing it with your forearm, or feeling like you'll rip a nipple off with your nail
emmer_moans
VIP Member
And "errrrrrbs" for "herbs"
Hate that I’m almost sounding ungrateful here but my partner mentioned a few months ago about getting a coffee machine
I wasn’t fussed either way I use our Nespresso machine and quite like it
My birthday next week and I’ve accidentally seen he’s ordered a coffee machine… a £600 one
I’m so annoyed that he’s spent that much money and secondly on a ‘present’ for me which isn’t even something i asked for/wanted?!
I wasn’t fussed either way I use our Nespresso machine and quite like it
My birthday next week and I’ve accidentally seen he’s ordered a coffee machine… a £600 one
I’m so annoyed that he’s spent that much money and secondly on a ‘present’ for me which isn’t even something i asked for/wanted?!
loveulongtime0
Chatty Member
I worked in a restaurant last year and was reduced to tears every shift because of how people spoke to me. Mostly about things that weren’t my fault or out of our control. One person actually got out of their seat and screamed in my face that her whole meal was ruined because their peppercorn sauce was late to arrive.
Since covid I’ve noticed people have no filter, they feel like they can treat staff like crap and there will be no consequences. Makes me so mad.
1001 others
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I used to go out, constantly worried I might have left something on, or forgotten to lock the door.
Then I read something, where a guy suggested that you talk to yourself - out loud - and say, "I am locking the door" or "I am turning the iron off". By verbalising it, you know that you definitely did it. It sounds balmy but really does work!
Then I read something, where a guy suggested that you talk to yourself - out loud - and say, "I am locking the door" or "I am turning the iron off". By verbalising it, you know that you definitely did it. It sounds balmy but really does work!
People who zone in on one thing about themselves and mention it all the time.
People on the shorter side often LOVE to bring up how teeny tiny and cute they are. Quite often it’s people who aren’t even unusually short!!
Same with people who are young looking - constant references to it even out of context. I know someone who is in her early thirties (maybe a bit younger or older but about that age) she is very attractive, and seems very nice, but she always posts on social media ‘trying to make myself look older for this event’ or ‘do I look old enough to go to my child’s parents evening?’ I find it so tiresome!
People on the shorter side often LOVE to bring up how teeny tiny and cute they are. Quite often it’s people who aren’t even unusually short!!
Same with people who are young looking - constant references to it even out of context. I know someone who is in her early thirties (maybe a bit younger or older but about that age) she is very attractive, and seems very nice, but she always posts on social media ‘trying to make myself look older for this event’ or ‘do I look old enough to go to my child’s parents evening?’ I find it so tiresome!
StillLucilleBluth
VIP Member
When you take off screen lock on your phone to watch something horizontally, and then forget to put it back on and later in bed it switches to horizontal on its own 
bubbadabut
VIP Member
When your toast pops, but you think it's still a little bit pale, so you pop it back down again - only to forget about it 
. Time to scrape the burnt bits off into the sink again.
. Time to scrape the burnt bits off into the sink again.
PinkMariner
Chatty Member
Soggy Bread due to uneducated sandwich construction.
Greggs - take note! Please for the love of god keep the tomatos and cucumber away from the bread, create a barrier with the ham and lettuce - this is basic sandwich building.
(Yes, I have just had to throw my lunch away because of soggy bread and I am pissed about it)
Greggs - take note! Please for the love of god keep the tomatos and cucumber away from the bread, create a barrier with the ham and lettuce - this is basic sandwich building.
(Yes, I have just had to throw my lunch away because of soggy bread and I am pissed about it)
Oh my God, this is me! I am the person on the other side
Usually I wait and think "Are they flashing me to go or flashing me to thank me in advance for my patience?"
By the time I come to a conclusion people are honking me. So I panic and drive, but meet the other car halfway. Now I look like a fool and have to make sure to never use this road EVER again out of shame.
BaffledWarthog
Member
I hate when someone asks to go out with you but on the day acts all spontaneous and doesn't initiate any times or places and if you ask they're like "whenever I've run these errands". I NEED a time and a place otherwise it throws my entire day off 
Hastaggifted
VIP Member
When my husband empties the dishwasher or puts things away it's always a game of find the bloody dishes, utensils, pots and pans. Even the kitchen scales or the tin foil. 
. Everything has its place, we've had this kitchen for 2 years. IT ISN'T THAT BLOODY HARD!
. Everything has its place, we've had this kitchen for 2 years. IT ISN'T THAT BLOODY HARD!
StillLucilleBluth
VIP Member
I don’t know if this counts but it is so weird to me: people who have pictures of themselves (not a group shot) as their phone background.
Apple In My Pie
VIP Member
People who post on forums/threads asking for a recap/update. Read the thread ffs!
Why do people feel the need to comment on weight?
shopping with a family member I try a jacket on and say ahh I’ll try size X on
They go ‘size X really for you?!’
as in it’ll be way too small for me
I try not to burst into tears and then feel the need to explain that I already own similar jacket and it fits perfect
they say woman are far too sensitive about weight
can’t explain how annoyed I am- I had a baby a year ago and have lost 4 stone in weight and still not at weight I’d like to be but not far off
shopping with a family member I try a jacket on and say ahh I’ll try size X on
They go ‘size X really for you?!’
as in it’ll be way too small for me
I try not to burst into tears and then feel the need to explain that I already own similar jacket and it fits perfect
they say woman are far too sensitive about weight
can’t explain how annoyed I am- I had a baby a year ago and have lost 4 stone in weight and still not at weight I’d like to be but not far off
