SwimmingPigs
Chatty Member
When companies change their logos and make them more boring and simplified, lol
Why would they be flashing to say thank you for your patienceOh my God, this is me! I am the person on the other side
Usually I wait and think "Are they flashing me to go or flashing me to thank me in advance for my patience?"
By the time I come to a conclusion people are honking me. So I panic and drive, but meet the other car halfway. Now I look like a fool and have to make sure to never use this road EVER again out of shame.
I really hope that’s a biscuit and not your actual finger.Yet another biscuit one ...
When you dip your Scottish finger in a lovely hot cup of tea and it snaps in half ... and you try to dig out the now-soaked half with your dry half, only for that to weaken and fall apart as well.
Even worse is when someone posts a photo of their sketty fella and snotty male children, captioned “my boys”. Blergh.When people have same sex kids and rather than saying ‘the kids’ they say, ‘the girls’ or ‘the boys’
Have 2 boys myself and I only refer to them as the kids. Petty I know, but it bugs me![]()
I only read the start of this, and thought it said “next time beat him” and was like, that’s a bit harshNext time beat him to it, you leave the empty bottle for him.
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes and think of England to avoid a very awkward situationOmg noooplease tell me you didn't go through with it!!!
And when you're in the queue for a self checkout and the person at the front of the queue is stood there like a gormless idiot waiting for a member of staff to direct them to a machine despite there being loads free all around them and holding up everyone else in the queuePeople who ask for discounts at charity shops and people who start offloading their items before I've finished at the self-check out.