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@Little Miss Mops. This is why MH is not harmless: Oh look there's the astonish Mrs Hinch uses, if I get the window, shower,and disinfectant spray I am a Hincher but wait, she uses stardrops too. Oh it's only a few quid may aswell get some Paul the pine too and white vinegar! Bloo oh that's really good that, So is the harpic pine/tablets,the duck stuff and those things I attach to the rim they last week's. Still I had better get 3 per loo like MH...in my element here. Better have some bleach and toilet wipes! What's that stuff she uses for her flusher. There it's that..dettol spray. Since I'm here I should pickup some other essential, items. She likes cif cream cleaner and the sink one.. but she also likes the bar tenders keep, ahhh I may aswell. Washing powder, mustn't forget the spring awakening fabric softener the ace stuff cos it's ace apparently. Colour catcher sheets..white wash, dark wash and mixed whooo. Then she uses tumble dryer sheets, lenor of course. Well I had better buy 10 boxes for the cusions, pillows and artificial flowers aswell as my dryer! Back to sinks nearly forgot!! Soda crystals for the plug. Now since the bicarbs next to the crystals it's handy for my mattress and microwave. I don't have stains on my carpet but I'm getting Dr Beckmann just incase! Now I know I need zoflora..atleast 3 flavours and I should buy atleast two of each, it's the done thing. Snow...no it's 1001 let's get 3 because it goes nowhere in no time. Right I had better buy baskets to store it all and the right cloths to use my Hinch haul. Shame no pink stuff left, next time though. So I need pinkeh and minkeh, Kermit and buddy. Oh god what about scub daddy/mummy! Now my Hoover's not as good as Sharon so I'm investing, because I need a good Hoover after Daving my house. Ah but remember the squeegee for the stairs! So after Sharon I would have the best results with Vera cos any other mop isn't the Hinch army way. Flash lavender of course with my mop it's so calming and cuts through the muck. Mind she says get on your hand and knees once in a while..where are the flash floor wipes? House is spotless now..could do with cifing the patio furniture though don't forget Elvis too! So after a long day Hinching..I can light my Ava may melts, drink horlicks in the bath with my bombs, face mask, bayliss and Harding soap! Write myself an inspirational message on my board by the bath.Treat myself to some coco pops or pop tarts and wash up after with fairy liquid and dishmatic. That is why! Vulnerable, lonely people wanting to emulate her!! It's wrong. She's not a cleaner she's a walking advert. But she'll be your friend all you have to do is spend and swipe up. Oh and inbetween I have to buy her ghost written book or I can't call myself a true Hincher
Exactly! Dont tell me you can vindicate her behaviour?Hi @Little Miss Mops I have literally just joined to say a couple of things to you. I joined that plum thing because of your regular recommendations and honestly, the fact that you are making £5 from every person who joins pisses me off. I didn't know that you would be making money out of me. That kind of thing is usually recommendations from friends or family not random Instagram accounts that you happen to follow. Quite possibly I'm a dickhead for joining plum at your recommendation, but I've always been shit at saving so thought it sounded good. I TOTALLY feel like you've used your account to use me to make money. Not clever. I do resent you for that and I've unfollowed you. It's the whole up front thing. If I'd known you were going to make money out of me, fair enough but I was a naive idiot and had no idea. You used me.
Come on Carli... You aren't stupid. You know the power of social media, of repetition, of needing to belong to something - a community - you know the power of playing on insecurities & inferiority complexes, of pushing cheap shit to poor buggers that haven't got much. You must watch these accounts? All these poor buggers want is to belong to something. They hang off every word the Hinch says. Swallow all the bullshit and it's like Hinch is the cult leader. They aren't switched on enough to take responsibility for their spending habits. You know that! They follow probably hundreds of cleaning accounts in an attempt to be part of this bloody cleaning community. They need to part of it. Their feed is just cleaning cleaning cleaning cleaning buying stuff you don't need, buying more stuff, cleaning stuff, hauls, cleaning. All.day.long. it's destroying Mental health. Ttlt is a prime example - bless her. Hinch preys on these people. Tell me why does she need to do a bloody swipe up now? She's MINTED! It's purely Money money money.
Again, ages ago, and to my eternal shame, before I knew better, I bought something from her sodding swipe ups. A stupid plastic drawer thing that clips into the fridge. I'll put my cheese triangles in it I thought. She recently did a fridge clean. Do you think the fridge drawers were there? Were they shite. Another load of bollocks and lies to get £ out of her followers. If she was genuine, they'd still be in her fridge right? If she was honest and really used them and genuinely was fluttery eyelash innocent Sophie - she'd have her bloody pop tarts or something in them surely. Nope. Just bullshit and lies.
I am an intelligent person Carli, and I was sucked in. NEVER again. However, a huge proportion of the Hinch massive are a bit more naive and have had no idea what she's doing.... Or they're doing.
Surely. Surely you can't think that's right? Not to mention damage to the environment, chemicals, waste etc?
You seem to have some empathy. How do you feel when you watch twinkle?
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