Lisa Jordan #4 Luna

[MrsGahan]

Wouldn’t you think M&S would have sent her a good strong pair of 200 denier tights??!!

 

[Ladyqt]

Only two - to match each face!!!!!

 

[Loki]

aJ is Alan John (brother and father)

Pearl I thinkIs because the brother gave her Pearl jewellery before he died
Can’t remember Bowie. But her wedding had Pearl and bow theme.

I think her brother gave her a necklace with a bow on it and her father gave her pearl earrings (or could be other way round)....but along those lines anyway. She showed them on her stories one night. I’d always thought the names were ridiculous up to then but there’s meaning behind them for her.

 

[Almost there]

Jesus Christ the video in the car park , 3rd shot... what is she like? A fucking flamingo pretending to be looking at someone in the background
She is only short of licking herself

Country is on its knees she flogging shite from China in a car park seriously living in dream world or else husband does absolutely everything for her I really don’t think she can do anything except Instagram and flogging crap.

 

[AnnaBananaPie]

As if all she does is eat Roosters/pizza/haribo etc

That’s a worked out body without a doubt

 

[#AF]

Her nicer than nice, sweet, down to earth act is so fake and all put on for the gram. I've come across her in real life, and she is definitely not any of those things. She's a snob and so full of herself, she always thought she was something special since she was 15. Now the butter wouldn't melt, girl next door, relatable act online does my head in!!

 

[AnnaBananaPie]

They are blessed with gorgeous kids. The little boy is only Devine.

her babies are absolutely beautiful and from viewing on insta so happy/well looked after, immaculately dressed , clean and yes probably spoiled but adorable

I can’t help but think ofsome other bloggers who show their kids like FBG an the world of difference

 

[Taylor17]

She likes to keep all eyes on her. Her figure is amazing and she definitely works out . If she didn't she wouldn't have muscles all over, she would just be thin

 

[Dailychat]

She's really at pains lately to keep Pearl hidden. Bit late now.

 

[DevineDiva]

I’d say she was definitely gifted the farm visit, she never says tho. How do she get away with it when other floggers are torn to shreds about not declaring stuff. The dress tho in the middle of winter, I can’t get over that. I’d be blue

 

[Londoncailín]

I think the detective/Garda debate is going to be similar to the ‘what school Lisa went to’ debate in thread #1

 

[Daisyxo]

Daisy gurl aka dancebychance the rave thread is elsewhere maybe be original and call it the MMM club

Hilarious, so original. This is my only account here, I have had plenty bad to say about her, I just loathe commenting on people’s appearance like that.
Even people like her.
It seems anything negative is fair game (revenge porn, cheating on her ex, her husband having an affair, neglecting her kids) but anything remotely neutral (such as saying she’s conventionally attractive) gets called out and makes me a super fan.

 

[BadaboomBadabing]

As a women herself, having little children to raise and with the amount of followers she has it’s deplorable that they have not shared one quote or act of compassion on the death of the lady murdered while walking home in London! But she will happily share useless swipe ups and flog her own crap
It speaks volumes!

 

[AnnaBananaPie]

She has a bizarre ‘ Is there anybody home’ look about her eyes in that pic??!!

what is it? Is it the lashes someone said?! Bizarre

 

[I got up at 5am]

Getting a boob job, going on tacky shows like soccer am and being in nuts magazine and all the trashy pics of her posing in her underwear she must have wanted to be another Katie price...
What is she at Sunday morning when it’s jan 3rd trying to flog the Christmassy dresses and jumpsuit while being in lockdown? Where do they think we be going?

The selling needs to stop from all of them. We quite literally have nowhere to go.

 

[Taylor17]

It's her looks. Blonde and tiny. She's the Cork kim Kardashian. That's why loads of ones are mad about her. She has the perfect gorgeous children and perfect husband. Clothes, makeup etc etc. Now that's not what I see but talking to people who are obsessed with her seem to think she is life goals.

 

[Taylor17]

She really does try to convince everyone that she buys things herself. It was obvious that she didn't buy the scooter. It's the same when she said I've ordered this or that outfit for the kids. She makes it sound like she purchased them without saying it. That's very sneaky. They will eat in roosters for the rest of their lives if it's free. That tracksuit she had the boy wearing yesterday was revolting. It's bad when you start dressing the kids in rotten clothes because they are free. Fair enough if she admitted they are modelling the brands. Why pretend you aren't getting paid and you love them. Irish Instagram huns may be loaded but they are a low grade bunch of twats

 

[DevineDiva]

Them 2 remind me of the mock Barbies you’d buy in the pound shops

 

[Transparency]

Look at those Kardashians, multi-millionaires and still peddling Fabreze. I remember 2 years ago around Christmas week Lisa was ahead of us in the queue buying around 5k worth of bags and what stood out to me was when they asked did she have her loyalty card she said she forgot it! the sales girl offered to look it up so she wouldn't loose the points and Lisa was like no its fine she didn't want to hold up the rest of us in the Q ........ her good deed for the year I'm guessing baffling part is, she races back to car parks for 2EURO but leaves off getting points ? makes me wonder does she play down her wealth to come across more RELATABLE.

She is wealthy no question but if she’s too showy with the wealth this would harm her girl next door imagine that people really buy into. She’s doing what she’s being advised to do to keep the € rolling in

 

[ifyeknowyeknow]

It's her looks. Blonde and tiny. She's the Cork kim Kardashian. That's why loads of ones are mad about her. She has the perfect gorgeous children and perfect husband. Clothes, makeup etc etc. Now that's not what I see but talking to people who are obsessed with her seem to think she is life goals.

Right I see wouldn't exactly be my life goals