Lisa Jordan #4 Luna

[I got up at 5am]

He’s secret service for Donald Trump who cares what department he works in. He isn’t the one selling Nasty Gal

 

[Bobby240000]

Do people think she’s good at makeup

 

[Almost there]

Pure miser she is. I’m disgraced at how fucking greedy she is, just buy something ya gowl. She’s pure snakey then as well with the spiel about buying it, she a dishonest person.

She is so mean even her takeaways are free she’s a miserated..

 

[ahtisyourself]

I wish she wouldn’t filter the colours of the get that trend dresses she shows. The yellow midi dress looked lovely on her but when I swiped up it was a completely different colour yellow in reality. She had it filtered to look more muted. Very misleading

 

[Snazzy]

Shocked but not at the greed a them 2. Imagine doing that to a young widow, my heart goes out to her. I heard the rumours but didn’t no if it were true

My hairdresser said the widow was in a terrible state, god love her, she said they demanded the rings back too!!!!!

And both of them were as bad to her as each other .... but with all the “alleged’ MMM club stories out there - no smoke without fire .....

 

[I got up at 5am]

Oh my god the first thing that came to mind when I seen this was "is she for real?!?" 100% fishing for a "#collab" like, she has plenty of money why not just buy her own garden furniture. She was on there a little while back nearly begging for a garden makeover freebie. Boils my blood if an "influencer" is that good, then they won't have to beg. #vom

It’s shameful to beg from companies when they can afford to pay. Lisa seems to pay for nothing. I’d hate to be known for being tight

 

[Daisyxo]

Getting a boob job, going on tacky shows like soccer am and being in nuts magazine and all the trashy pics of her posing in her underwear she must have wanted to be another Katie price...
What is she at Sunday morning when it’s jan 3rd trying to flog the Christmassy dresses and jumpsuit while being in lockdown? Where do they think we be going?

It’s very tone deaf and insensitive given how many people are now out of work and facing a bleak January. It’s so consumerist, I don’t know how any of them can peddle this crap with a straight face.

 

[Ladyqt]

To be fair she hasn’t broken many covid related rules, I doubt she’s having a party.

 

[Comeonnowgurl]

The husband is bate into the jeans too they are well matched

 

[Bunteen]

Jesus Christ that green giant thing I wouldn’t even call it a jumper needs to be burnt and trying to hold up one side of it with a handbag doesn’t make it look any better

 

[Snazzy]

The poor children are used for any sort of collab she can get. Do they ever get a day off?

It will be interesting to see how they react when they get older, not much time left in it

 

[Almost there]

Looks like she bribed her kids with biscuits to pose in the latest pic... sometimes im a bit in awe of how she does it all and sometimes i have to shake my head at the fakeness of it all

Oh sweet Jesus I just took a look what are they like!! She looks like a street walker and the poor little kids look like something out of a musical!! Dreadful..

 

[Dreaglas]

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anyone know where I would find a chain like that? Nearly sure I saw it on a story...

Definitely look on Ali Express. I got a rose gold disc with a letter in it. Its fab! And fraction of the price 6€ delivered

 

[Savager3]

Just Jordan, just swipe left, all ads and now sweet fuck all king are now paying her to advertise even tho on their ig last week they had complaints from customers that they weren’t getting their orders, their response that they’re a small business and they’re busy after Black Friday so why are they still pushing? They just want your money

 

[Lucozadelover]

I think it’s quite sad obviously her husband got no say or look in when naming her children. Like it’s nice she’s so sentimental and remembering her lost family members but for all we know her husband has a father/grandfather/sister/cousin he lost and wanted remembered or maybe he just really liked the name Sarah but obviously got no say as with everything in their relationship it’s all about her and her and her. He works so many extra shifts and when he is home takes the kids out alone just so he can just get a break from her.

 

[Almost there]

Stop lm cringing at her talking about the work that goes into them, Shell probably charge a small fortune for them then like, €2 on Ali, give me strength

Made in a China by a child her own daughters age I’d say!! Very sad.

 

[Londoncailín]

I think she doesn't want women recognizing him and fan girling him. Or coming up to him all about him. She's pretty possessive of her man, well that's what she said years ago.

I remember her her saying this on her stories before. She admitted she gets very very jealous, if other women recognise or approach her husband.

 

[daisydays]

A mirror? For a fucking tenner? She’s demented!

It looks like the freebie you’d get thrown in at the chemist

 

[Taylor17]

He must have blown the budget getting JJ to advertise his sweets. I'd say she charges a fortune for a collab. Julie and fat n flab must've have been getting the customers for him

 

[BadaboomBadabing]

Yes but the comment you made was then followed up by guards they all do it and the reference to another girl who had been cheated on by her finance whom was a guard! As much as this platform is about her and how she conducts herself (and I’m not a fan at all) The mention of infidelity/cheating can have devastating consequences for families so hence why I don’t believe it should be toyed with in an open platform.