Lily Pebbles #37 Stopped getting things for free? Time to update the CV

[TheBabeWithThePower]

Am I missing something here about the #gifted #holiday… but Lily has barely shown off the resort on her stories, just a few very “meh” stories. I thought the point of a gifted holiday would be to really sell it to your followers with the view they’ll want to book themselves on a future date? I bet not a single sausage will be inspired to book that place. If she has the privilege of a free holiday surely she could have the decency to utilise the time feeding it back to her followers and promote the damn place.

And don’t get me started on the whole Ocado tone-deaf thing. Who on Earth is spending a fortune on posh snacks in this day and age, tell me that…

She literally just added some more stories about it... Do you think tattle just reminded her to do her job?
She had to get in there that they paid to change their room though as it wasn't working for them, poor Pebbles having to put her hand in her pocket!

 

[Burrito88]

She could buy her husband sunglasses so he can stop squinting at the sun but she wouldn't let him buy an apropriate desk when he was working from home during lockdown so what are we even talking about

Probably waiting for an ad gifted his n hers pair

 

[Shutterbug99]

I bet she is pissed she didn't manage to bag a free room upgrade on her already gifted holiday. I'm sure she didn't actually plan on paying for the room. Haha!

 

[martaS]

She's applying oil onto chlorine-covered hair?

LOL

 

[TheBabeWithThePower]

She's applying oil onto chlorine-covered hair?
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I thought the same thing, you either apply a protective treatment before swimming or you wash it and then apply surely, don't just pile oil onto chlorine soaked hair?!

 

[martaS]

I thought the same thing, you either apply a protective treatment before swimming or you wash it and then apply surely, don't just pile oil onto chlorine soaked hair?!

I guess no-one told her...

 

[peppin]

soo she's just locked in the remnants of chlorine with a layer of oil and made sure no additional hair products (if she uses any, lol) do their job? HOW CLEVER

 

[poopettemetis]

Y’all who have kids, do you overthink as much as Lily seems to when describing this hotel room? I don’t have kids, but I’ve been on enough family holidays to know that my parents wouldn’t think twice about making noise while I was sleeping on the pull out couch in the other room. She’s never happy, she can never just roll with the punches, everything is always so much effort with her even on her gifted holiday. Half of it is because she’s tit at written English and the other half is because she’s just a total fun sponge.

And that whole drawer of -surely unisex- sunglasses and she can’t loan a pair to her husband?!

 

[Eat My Shorts]

Y’all who have kids, do you overthink as much as Lily seems to when describing this hotel room? I don’t have kids, but I’ve been on enough family holidays to know that my parents wouldn’t think twice about making noise while I was sleeping on the pull out couch in the other room. She’s never happy, she can never just roll with the punches, everything is always so much effort with her even on her gifted holiday. Half of it is because she’s tit at written English and the other half is because she’s just a total fun sponge.

And that whole drawer of -surely unisex- sunglasses and she can’t loan a pair to her husband?!

She’s making a rod for her own back if she’s scared to make normal noise whilst the kids are sleeping.

 

[coolcapitalist]

Y’all who have kids, do you overthink as much as Lily seems to when describing this hotel room? I don’t have kids, but I’ve been on enough family holidays to know that my parents wouldn’t think twice about making noise while I was sleeping on the pull out couch in the other room. She’s never happy, she can never just roll with the punches, everything is always so much effort with her even on her gifted holiday. Half of it is because she’s tit at written English and the other half is because she’s just a total fun sponge.

And that whole drawer of -surely unisex- sunglasses and she can’t loan a pair to her husband?!

The way lily talks about parenting is quite typical of posher mums I know. It’s like parenting /your children are some giant puzzle to be solved, rather than actual humans you have made and just need to love unconditionally

 

[Sarah123456789]

Yes they are but light coloured eyes like blue or green are usually more sensitive to light.

I’ve never heard this! Well we have a mix of eye colours between us and we all squint as much as Rich

 

[Eat My Shorts]

The way lily talks about parenting is quite typical of posher mums I know. It’s like parenting /your children are some giant puzzle to be solved, rather than actual humans you have made and just need to love unconditionally

She doesn’t seem like a natural mother to me

 

[Starttheline]

I'm going to make a new thread, this one is making me anxious. Brb

 

[call.me.coco]

She doesn’t seem like a natural mother to me

It’s a box that had to be ticked. Otherwise her life would be ‘nothing-y’.

 

[Eat My Shorts]

I’ve never heard this! Well we have a mix of eye colours between us and we all squint as much as Rich

I “think” it’s lack of menalin in paler eyes that makes them more sensitive to sunlight. (Don’t quote me on that)

It’s a box that had to be ticked. Otherwise her life would be ‘nothing-y’.

Totally!

 

[Starttheline]

As you were!

Lily Pebbles #38 I tried, lol

New thread! Sorry if this wasn't the winning title but it seemed fitting, and I couldn't order the posts for some reason. Our busy London mum is away on holibobs and has promised us an honest review. So far, there's a beach that isn't a beach, cereal on tap and very bright sun that hurts...

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