Sofa selfies are OK, the toilet bowl ones not so muchMaybe she's hoping being pregnant again will be a fantastic excuse for Rich (and others) to do all the parenting while she lolls on the sofa and takes selfies of how sick and exhausted she is. Although that's a bit short sighted as she will have another baby to look after 9 months of putting her feet up.
Kid makes mess. Groundbreaking. Wait until she has two running aroundWhy would you just stand there and let your kid throw all the crayons on the floor for ages and film it? This can’t be good for the crayons (I think I saw some wax ones that can definitely break easily if thrown around, what a waste). But hey, Ecru has started watching films now, which Lily is grateful for. She only watches a specific type of film however. Such exquisite taste.
(Just to be clear I’m not mocking the kid, just her ridiculous mother and her bizarre wording.)View attachment 373315
I'd like to see a zero effort oneLaughing at Lily describing Grey’s dinner as “medium effort” - fish fingers you pop in the oven, rice pouch you pop in the microwave, sliced up pepper! Only medium effort if it’s relative to a ready meal!
Medium effort because she has had to use two different appliances! Low effort must be all in the meecro-wav-ay.Laughing at Lily describing Grey’s dinner as “medium effort” - fish fingers you pop in the oven, rice pouch you pop in the microwave, sliced up pepper! Only medium effort if it’s relative to a ready meal!
Ah I love this.. microwàvèMedium effort because she has had to use two different appliances! Low effort must be all in the meecro-wav-ay.
That’s when Rich makes it.I'd like to see a zero effort one
Absolutely relate to this. I feel like Lil-lets would too if she was honest.Ugh, if she hates parenting so much, why is she so dead set on having another child?!
I get frustrated like this with my nephews when I've been looking after them for several hours and they're getting a bit awkward and I'm getting a bit over it. I know I'd be the same (only more so) if I had my own, so I've decided not to have children. It was an easy decision, despite the fact that most of my friends and relatives have children of their own (as in, I always knew having children would be an option/choice/decision, not just "it's what you do" like Lily).
Christ she makes me incoherent - sorry for the terribly rambly post!
No one told her so she doesn’t knowShe’ll be moaning that “Grey” has ruined her posh floor next. Put a bloody mat down and let her crack on!
Also just a hint Lily, if you cook a family meal that you all eat together, it’s less effort instead of relying on convo eve food for your daughter.
PSA: not knocking a classic kiddy tea (we have fish fingers too sometimes!) but cooking one dinner for all of you is by far easier, don’t understand why you wouldn’t
I don't get this either, wouldn't you want to sit and eat with your kid? That's how they learn to be at a table with other people. Lily just makes me sad, that story where Grey is shouting mama mama mama is so cute but she's just ignoring her. Poor wee thing!She’ll be moaning that “Grey” has ruined her posh floor next. Put a bloody mat down and let her crack on!
Also just a hint Lily, if you cook a family meal that you all eat together, it’s less effort instead of relying on convo eve food for your daughter.
PSA: not knocking a classic kiddy tea (we have fish fingers too sometimes!) but cooking one dinner for all of you is by far easier, don’t understand why you wouldn’t
Just call me an #influencer available for all your groundbreaking parenting tipsNo one told her so she doesn’t know