Lily Melrose a.ka. llymlrs

[Aina]

Oh look, she’s popped up with an ASOS haul….

I’m no social media expert but surely her extended absences must be terrible for her algorithm and thereby engagement?
What’s the point of ASOS paying for these hauls/posts if her engagement and visibility is in the toilet.

 

[larabrn]

Scenior citizen

Total coincidence or…?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Total coincidence or…?

Ignoring the fact Virgo’s owed some royalties for that caption, at least she’s not running to the times whinging about us bless her

 

[SpiceRack]

Has she explained her absence?

 

[CatHun]

Has she explained her absence?

No, that would require engaging with her audience. She’s just gone straight back to affiliate links!

 

[Tortuga]

I’ve stopped following her. Just sick of being bombarded with stuff to buy! At the very least it’s just really boring.

 

[virgofalls]

Total coincidence or…?

OMG Get your own jokes Lily.

 

[minky95]

Really rate her for posting this. I think she looks great!

 

[bunnyhun]

Really rate her for posting this. I think she looks great!

same, the swim suit is really flattering!

 

[Lanavalentine]

I think her figure looks nice but my eye just goes immediately to the awful streaky hair!

 

[imtakingabath]

Really rate her for posting this. I think she looks great!

I was thinking the same!

 

[ejej123]

Genuinely shocked she hasn’t made her stories a shrine to joey jordison yet

 

[amylia]

Genuinely shocked she hasn’t made her stories a shrine to joey jordison yet

Probably because she doesn't actually give a crap about Slipknot

 

[barryjones]

Probably because she doesn't actually give a crap about Slipknot

This is exactly it. She wears the tshirts but doesn't actually like the bands. I couldn't be arsed.

 

[Aina]

Oh look she’s popped up for another sponsored post and some affiliate links.

 

[under the ivy]

Her hairdresser hates her

 

[navybluewolf]

Her hair looks insanely ridiculous! Like a bowl cut with long ears.

 

[Bilbo16]

Is it supposed to be curtain bangs? It looks like it but she flicks them out like a ski slope? If she likes it then that’s cool I guess but it just looks a bit odd

 

[Iwantyoutoknow22]

I think she’s going for Flo Given style Farrah Fawcett 70s flicky vibes… but it looks insane

 

[barryjones]

'Perfect face' filter tag in full view and she's going on about how great she looks! It's all fake love, give it a rest. Brb gonna go try this filter and see how much it warps my face.