Irrelevant to the previous messages but lol at this.
I don’t know about anywhere else but for me since this pandemic started, every one of my parcels has been left on my doorstep from at least 5 different courier/mail companies
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
What’s with all the scribbling out all over the box?, will it be some new exciting ‘colaberacion’
![Speak-no-evil monkey :speak_no_evil: 🙊](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f64a.png)
that is just too top secret for his peasant followers to know yet?
Also maybe the delivery driver just thought they’d be at home since you know you haven’t been to work in 4 months and your wife hasn’t worked in over 4 years
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
Don’t mind me lmao, just don’t see the need, he’s got his parcel safe and sound anyway, I’m sure the crap they’re gifted these days isn’t really worth stealing.