Hahah yes excellent point. She won’t be able to get of SETI except to use her face vibrator & add some swipe up links for a freebie.......
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Hahah yes excellent point. She won’t be able to get of SETI except to use her face vibrator & add some swipe up links for a freebie.......
I’ve noticed the seti comment a few times, what’s the deal with it?
‘Perineum massage oil’ hahaha why would you tell the world that you’re lubing up your gooch? Weirdo.
Thats how our beb Jade spells setteeI’ve noticed the seti comment a few times, what’s the deal with it?
He will never be allowed near that area again, the jobs done she’s got pregnant so will never have sex again if she can help itIt’s ok Rodneys gonna get in and get the job done
You forgot option C - it was too much for her to put any kind of spin on it and she will disappear for another 6 months, and only then will return with a face full of make up when she’s adjusted to life with a baby
Has she said what she's calling Rhods rugrat yet?
A mindfield!
On the seti as well!A mindfield!
Someone give her a swipe up or aff link as choosing a name is a mindfield- FML 
So I took one for the team and listened to the lasted drivel of stories from our beb. FML. I’m lost. I *think* the point was - I want a pregnancy massage, slide into my DM’s if I can have a free one...... 
More talking absolute nonsense to cover her shilling the bleeping lumiSo I took one for the team and listened to the lasted drivel of stories from our beb. FML. I’m lost. I *think* the point was - I want a pregnancy massage, slide into my DM’s if I can have a free one......
More beige for the baby 
This baby is coming soon.... I don’t feel mentally prepared for what’s about to happen on the gram!!
I thought this too...... Like, will she awol for 6 months again when she realises that vibrating her face isn't going to happen every day? How will she cope without a hot chocolate on the seti every four hours? This is going to be chaos. I'll get the popcorn. 10/10 we will get crying stories from her because know one told her how hard it would be to look after bamb-baby-minnie-hamer-edwards the first.
I don’t think any of us are
She’ll be one of those mums who phones the health visitor or doctor for every little thing when it’s not necessary, like the baby cried for more than a minute or the baby was a little bit sick after a feed. She’s going to need her hand held throughout motherhood I’m sure. She’ll probably be another one like Fopperholic “I didn’t know I was meant to encourage the baby to sit up as it got older” “I thought all nearly 3 year olds wore full apron bibs to eat a sandwich” 
I doubt she’ll cope with sleep deprivation or any amount of pain after childbirth as she seems like a very weak person to me, but maybe she’ll prove us all wrong and motherhood will be the making of her.bleeping SETI 
And WHAT she on about with this baby name shite? It’s so hard, can’t decide, Rhod didn’t like the names I suggested, there’s one we’ve both liked forever but not sure it’s the one. Also, we haven’t even discussed it.
Have a word with yourself. Have you bleeping discussed it or not?! How can you decide if you haven’t spoken about it, you damp sponge.
And WHAT she on about with this baby name shite? It’s so hard, can’t decide, Rhod didn’t like the names I suggested, there’s one we’ve both liked forever but not sure it’s the one. Also, we haven’t even discussed it.
Have a word with yourself. Have you bleeping discussed it or not?! How can you decide if you haven’t spoken about it, you damp sponge.
“Lushes” hair I truly worry for the future of the human race with folk like her procreating. If it was thousands of years ago she wouldn’t have survived natural selection, she would probably have accidentally wandered off a cliff, eaten something poisonous or tried to make friends with a wild animal Saying that, she can be smart enough to be devious with her flogging that ridiculous lumi so maybe it’s an act!
I truly worry for the future of the human race with folk like her procreating. If it was thousands of years ago she wouldn’t have survived natural selection, she would probably have accidentally wandered off a cliff, eaten something poisonous or tried to make friends with a wild animal Saying that, she can be smart enough to be devious with her flogging that ridiculous lumi so maybe it’s an act!- Status