Lifeofcharlouise #9 I've got this whole thread to myself!

[Blueskies83]

Why does she act like he was an extremely poorly child in the neonatal for months on end. She has absolutely no idea!!

She’s clueless. My neighbours son was born 7 weeks ago at just under 28 weeks gestation. He won’t be home before Xmas. Tests every day on his lungs, heart and eyes. Only being held for really short periods a day.
I get really angry when she plays on Parker being a NICU baby. No one normal would ever want that but she’s actually proud of it

 

[MW222]

It’s so frustrating how she bangs on about Parker being a warrior! He was literally in the nicu for a week

 

[ChattyMammy]

Dying at ‘I’d never read the gruffalo before having Parker’ well why would you it’s a little kids book like any other adult is just sat at home reading the gruffalo

 

[ChampagneBox]

Dying at ‘I’d never read the gruffalo before having Parker’ well why would you it’s a little kids book like any other adult is just sat at home reading the gruffalo

I call bullshit and more #liesofcharlouise… it came out in 99, I’m sure I read it as a child and I’m the same age as her!!

 

[Fairypop]

I call bullshit and more #liesofcharlouise… it came out in 99, I’m sure I read it as a child and I’m the same age as her!!

Bold of you to assume she can read

 

[Eyeseeyou]

Not sure there's enough apricot conserve on his breakfast!?!? 🫣

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Not sure there's enough apricot conserve on his breakfast!?!? 🫣

Or jam to us commoners

 

[ChampagneBox]

Or jam to us commoners

Parker actually said ‘mother, may I have some apricot conserve for breakfast?’ so it’s not our fault we only call it jam when the king calls it preserve. We should be grateful he’s expanded our vocabulary

 

[Hello Kitty]

Parker actually said ‘mother, may I have some apricot conserve for breakfast?’ so it’s not our fault we only call it jam when the king calls it preserve. We should be grateful he’s expanded our vocabulary

He's probably got 'conserve' from all of the books he's been 'reading'

 

[PcPlum]

"fish Friday" serves him fishless fingers I cannot cope

 

[Emslou22]

I’ve followed Char for a super long time and from what I remember her hair naturally just grows really quickly and really well! I’ve always been envious! it’s absolutely nothing to do with the products she’s been using! She’s just lucky!

 

[Hello Kitty]

Saw this and thought of Char

 

[ChampagneBox]

Saw this and thought of Char
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Or ASDAS

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

What a weird meal. Why does she feel the need to give him so many types of food in one go?! We wouldn’t eat that as adults!

 

[Blueskies83]

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What a weird meal. Why does she feel the need to give him so many types of food in one go?! We wouldn’t eat that as adults!

It’s how I imagine she eats at an all inclusive buffet! A bit of everything that under normal circumstances, you’d never dream of having on the same plate or together!

 

[Ck2020]

How does she let her house get in that much of a mess when she doesn’t work? I don’t understand it. I’ve got 2 kids one being 9 months old, I work and my house is spotless!?

 

[Crazycatlady18]

How does she let her house get in that much of a mess when she doesn’t work? I don’t understand it. I’ve got 2 kids one being 9 months old, I work and my house is spotless!?

She sits infront of the tv all day

 

[Hello Kitty]

I'm surprised she managed to clean with Porker there. Does NanNan not look after him anymore?

 

[Emslou22]

Why is she so excessive with everything! Parker does not need 10+ Christmas books, it’s just greedy. Just because they’re 50p does not mean you need to buy them all, try leaving some for other parents who can’t afford to buy new!

 

[starper]

That book pile is shocking. There are so many kids in the world who don’t have a single book.
Hey Char - it’s actually better for kids development to read the same stories over and over. It helps their language development and recognition. Oh and stops their mothers being greedy cunts. Sort it out love.