Lifeofcharlouise #9 I've got this whole thread to myself!

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Wonder what she’s going to do with the girls now bird flus going round.
The radio has just said they’re advising people to bring them indoors
 
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You just know the second he managed to do a few shakey steps Char RAN him to Clarks for content.
 
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Definitely insisted to the shoe fitter ‘he’s definitely walking confidently!!’ Forcing him to stand up and hold her hand until he’s stressed out and crying

the shoe fitter:
 
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Why has she said 'tuna crunch' sandwich when it's quite clearly just a tuna and cucumber sandwich. What a dick!
 
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Parker always hits milestones 6 months younger than Google says. No love. No he doesn't.
#liesofarchar
 
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It’s all well and good saying he’s hitting milestones 6 months early when he has no control over it as char is forcing him, she weaned him way too early and has lied about many stages of progression, like how she said he was walking in August and has now said he started walking in October. It’s easy to hit milestones early if you lie about them.
 
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It’s verging into point scoring and that doesn’t sit well with me ☹ I think she’s actually quite a toxic person
 
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He’s so advanced yet she used to feed him in a bouncer (big no) because he couldn’t sit unaided!!!
 
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He hasn’t hit any milestone early apart from Char shovelling food into his gob and being the weight of a child 6 months older
 
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He doesn’t hit any milestones early, getting teeth early isn’t a milestone. He’s only just able to start toddling at 16 months and he still doesn’t look steady on his feet at all. She’s just turned her whole personality into trying to be the perfect insta mum and it’s boring 😴 I can barely give a tit about my own child’s teeth and sleep never mind anyone else’s!!
 
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He doesn’t hit any milestones early, getting teeth early isn’t a milestone. He’s only just able to start toddling at 16 months and he still doesn’t look steady on his feet at all. She’s just turned her whole personality into trying to be the perfect insta mum and it’s boring 😴 I can barely give a tit about my own child’s teeth and sleep never mind anyone else’s!!
My 12 month old has two teeth 😂 guess she hasn’t hit the teeth milestone then 😂
 
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this just came up on my fb and really reminded me of a certain someone 🤣

My 12 month old has two teeth 😂 guess she hasn’t hit the teeth milestone then 😂
I think when my son had 2 teeth was the last time I actually bothered to ‘count’ them 🤣 just giggling to myself imagining her in his gob like ‘1,2,3,4’ just so she can tell everyone on insta how advanced he is at teething 🙄
 
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this just came up on my fb and really reminded me of a certain someone 🤣



I think when my son had 2 teeth was the last time I actually bothered to ‘count’ them 🤣 just giggling to myself imagining her in his gob like ‘1,2,3,4’ just so she can tell everyone on insta how advanced he is at teething 🙄
HAHAHAHA
porker
 
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Another drawer clear out. I swear she must live in a total state of disarray if drawers need sorted, no sheets on the bed for days 😶
 
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Pasta for lunch today then pasta for dinner.. wtf?!
Also saying she gets so proud watching Porker Pants eat.. she’s a bleeping weirdo, no wonder he’s the size he is!! 😵
 
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I was just about to say…. Pasta in 2 meals? Wow

she eats far too much pasta! It’s every single day

Pasta for lunch today then pasta for dinner.. wtf?!
Also saying she gets so proud watching Porker Pants eat.. she’s a bleeping weirdo, no wonder he’s the size he is!! 😵
and STILL feeding him a yoghurt. Why isn’t he using a spoon or fork by now? He’s 16 months ffs not 8.
 
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