Lifeofcharlouise #2 Spelling Mistakes and Graze Boxes She Definitely Didn’t Bake

[Alibaba2613]

“Bosh”. That is all.

 

[clt1992]

I went to Bluewater yesterday and whilst it was busy, it was just like a busy Saturday. Nobody was queuing to go to the toilet, the only places people were queuing were card factory and the toy shops. Such an over exaggerator.

I went last week so yes half term and agree there was no queue for the toilets. You do have to queue in the food court but is that really a surprise with everything going on in the world right now I don’t know what she expected going there 2 days before the shops close again for a month either!

 

[Theonethatgotaway]

Wouldn’t it be funny if someone messaged her pretending to work for FitBit offering a new one. Wonder what her response would be!

Omg ill do it

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

I just don't get these brands “partnering” with her. Asda, Figleaves and now Vitality to name but a few.
It makes no sense to me.

And what is “substainable” for goodness sake.

The Asda one annoys me more than any other mainly because of how much she has slagged them off in the past!

 

[Hello Kitty]

Is that her breakfast or is it breakfast for the girls?

 

[ItsEmmie]

She is so short and blunt! I’ve spoken to her a few times on Instagram and she’s up her arse

 

[Hello Kitty]

“Hope you all have a nice Saturday”

I bloody wish it was Saturday. Wouldn't surprise me if she pre recorded it where she has such a busy life lol

 

[Chablis1]

I’m 99% sure she had her car through MOT last week??

She did, didn’t she?

 

[Alibaba2613]

I can’t cope with the pose in the latest pic looks like a Morris dancer - what is with that stance

 

[JSquared]

Does anyone else find it really strange that she’s supposedly had a miscarriage and now she’s constantly moaning about school children? I don’t get it.

I’m recovering from an ectopic pregnancy. Doesn’t mean people/kids/things in life suddenly get less annoying

 

[Blondejoey1987]

I take it she is skint ? Haven’t been food shopping in a few weeks who eats salmon egg and bagels yuck

 

[Eyeseeyou]

I have no words for that top.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Is she colour blind as well as illiterate? The ‘green’ coat is actually teal and when she said about the jumpers with shirts underneath she said this white one with a white shirt, erm nope, pretty sure that’s grey! Oh and the cable knit jumpers, they’d be cardigans yeah Char? You know, they have buttons all the way down and they open... then she couldn’t even remember the word square for the toe shape of those god awful shoes! Prick.

 

[Chablis1]

Why does she have to get up at 5am?????

Fuck knows

So she went to watch Charlie’s cricket match. He’s then fucked her off because he’s busy with the cricket team for the evening. If I knew that was the case I wouldn’t have bothered going to watch the match. I’d have taken the opportunity to see friends. Oh.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Charlotte, if you do read here, please stop with the boomerangs because they just make you look like a fucking demented twat!

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Favourite account to follow? Hun you must follow some utter tripe if you think she’s the best insta has to offer

 

[clt1992]

Omg did she eat dinner tonight? She’s not gonna eat all that bread and cheese surely? I mean I can eat a LOT after a night out don’t get me wrong but she was drinking for about an hour it can’t have made her that hungry!

 

[Readread]

The sock boots and the leather leggings that don’t fit. It looks so bad.
She’s going out tonight, folks. Wonder what charity shop look she will go for.

 

[Hello Kitty]

Are we now getting daily egg photos.....boring

 

[Thebluebean]

Why the shouty ‘NO DMS’ at the end of her descriptions for the preloved stuff for sale?