Lifeofcharlouise #2 Spelling Mistakes and Graze Boxes She Definitely Didn’t Bake

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

This has to be a wind up surely haha!

She’s that boring that I’d put money on it not being a joke

 

[Eyeseeyou]

I just don't get these brands “partnering” with her. Asda, Figleaves and now Vitality to name but a few.
It makes no sense to me.

And what is “substainable” for goodness sake.

 

[Longtimelurker186]

She will go and buy some workout clothes from the local bootfair at the weekend

Someone else's sweaty cast offs

 

[OffPlanForLife]

“Exactly what I fancied” is SUCH an annoying phrase. Proper slimming world lingo. Of course it’s what you fucking fancied because you made it for yourself?!

And she said it about the rankest meal ever sooo dry

 

[Hello Kitty]

Can you imagine if she had to pronounce benign without the vet saying it to her? Be-ni-jun but with a big pause in between

 

[Hello Kitty]

Yes Char put your second hand clothes on your rug, she doesn't know where they've been and when they were last washed now they're on her rug

Don't know how a size 8 jacket will fit her. Is she a size 12 in jeans?

 

[Readread]

She just eats all the wrong things and her portions are way too big. She's naturally quite petite too (like myself) and those kinds of frames generally have to be very careful as it's very easy to gain weight.

 

[Readread]

She's been reading here if she's not attempting to say words anymore, come on Charlotte it's about the only entertaining thing on your account.

 

[Frg9203]

Why is she always needing a treat? And what is that face. Where on earth does she live that she gets stuck in traffic so often? Maybe I'm naive living in a small city in Scotland that's not really an issue here.

 

[Chablis1]

Who tears up leaving their dog at the groomers for 2 hours? She needs professional help.

It’s fucking ridiculous.

 

[Chablis1]

'Dyeing'
Who told her that sweater vests are totally on trend?

I actually think she's going mad

Used to be called tank tops in my day.

 

[Hello Kitty]

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What the fuck is that face she’s pulling??

It's like a daily thing now. Please STOP Char

 

[Fairypop]

At least she managed to get herself showered!!!

Thank god it was on her list so she didn’t forget

 

[Snoop D O Double G]

I don’t have a screenshot but it was a story reply to one of the GU stories and it said “she’s a fucking m o n g” I’m not sure if the person wanted Charl to see it or if they thought they was sending the story & comment to someone else

 

[Dublife2030]

Also the boomerang of her on the toilet ‘squeezing out a wee’ was bat shit crazy!

Oh lucky me, I missed that one that can definitely be added though

 

[Readread]

The shoes are hideous too

 

[Readread]

How can she work out in a tracksuit I’d be sweating my tits off

She must be so sweaty look how tight it is

 

[Dublife2030]

Maybe it’s just me because I’m a vegetarian but I find it incredibly strange & uncomfortable that she eats chicken while keeping chickens in her garden, opening saying she loves them and they are her ‘girls’

I mentioned this a while ago....she'll be a veggie soon. She's very predictable

 

[Frg9203]

A cone on his head for an ingrown hair

Weirdest thing ever

 

[Hello Kitty]

Why does she have to get up at 5am?????

To do 'to do lists' and not complete them, boomerangs, feed the girls, washing, go asda's, non existent graze box/sweet orders, walk digby and see her neighbours. She's a busy girl

Another healthy dinner there Char