Life of Beckie #2 Greedy Needy Mrs. Ryan. Never Famous, Always Tryin'.

[Carmen 6]

Bloody hell....even the dog grooming's free.
I actually feel embarrassed for her.

 

[Laled78]

Could the jeans on the baby be any baggier today?! Clearly a response to our constant criticism of the ridiculous skin tight jeans she keeps shoehorning the poor wee thing into!

 

[Carmen 6]

Also...I hope we all realise that this time last year, Adam was in China.
Anyone give a flying F*ck?

I'm genuinely interested as to what happened between jilted wedding and beard wedding that changed her whole style so considerably?

'jilted wedding and beard wedding'

 

[grumpycat]

Oh I noticed how she shared the black women are more likely to die post

yet only shares white women on her follow train shite

 

[Kmt2019]

‘Less is more’ says the woman with 500 wall rugs and plants on her oven

Also ‘snapped in the moment’ whilst obviously doing a staged selfie she is seriously deluded

 

[Thing less identifiable!]

Blimey I’m not far from Christchurch this weekend... wish I was going to be here next wkend I would have got a selfie for
Also she raves about the famous pink H&M dress but she’s selling it on her page... why doesn’t she just take it back to the shop? Imagine trying on a dress... putting your pics on insta... putting an AFF link up then not keeping the bloody thing

 

[VinceVontaine]

What did she find so hilarious about this? She’s acting like the vid is going viral.

 

[grumpycat]

‘Do you ever have time to sit still...’

Sorry stopped there beckie because no, I don’t. I work full time and I have my child in childcare when he requires it not so i can have a day to prance around on the gram and do shoddy DIY

 

[Carmen 6]

Is it just me who thinks Adam has a head shaped like a monkey nut?! Has he had surgery?!

He and his brother had hair transplants a couple of years back, they may have reshaped his head to fit the hair....?

 

[Laled78]

The ‘unpacking’ was sooo choreographed & weird my cringe reflex was going off massively

 

[Seb knows]

She is sooo vapid!!! First world problems, her recent post complaining about looking for a child minder....why is she making this a huge poor me drama I cannot cope!!! People are actually surviving but you need all the sympathy. I honestly think she needs help.

Suffering

 

[Carmen 6]

The suffragettes....fought and died for womens' right to pansy about in cornfields.....

 

[Carmen 6]

I don’t get the straw “aesthetic”. A little accent of it can look ok in a room, but everything made of straw? Why is this a trend that’s taken off?? Furniture, hanging it off walls, going out to photograph fields of it, running through fields of it, straw hats, chewing on a piece of straw may be next. There’s even little straw emojis in the bio to show you how much she loves straw screams fire hazard to me? #strawworship

I think it's because we are ordinary that we don't get it.
TBH, most of us can only dream of wearing a floaty floral bin bag, galloping daintiliy through cornfields, clasping our designer children to our bosoms.
They are the beige goddesses, blonde and #gifted with everything they desire.
We squat enviously in the mud, bitching on tattle.


Beckie finally finds a new childminder.

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[Bobbleowl90]

Posts about being bullied. Boo hoo.
Says she’s now got the confidence to show her legs off. Woooo.
Posts photo with no legs on show. Okay then Beckie.

 

[Lit92]

She put a swim top up on her selling page yesterday for £7 + £4.30 postage (so £11.30), even with the tag showing it’s £10. That’s just embarrassing.

 

[Leopo]

The “I think I’m hot shit” side smile really grates on me.

 

[Boutros-Boutros Ghali]

Calling yourself a Mom when you’re not American really grates on me for some reason....i’ll add that to my list

 

[grumpycat]

Incoming HASHTAG GIFTED washing machine?!?

Not sure if it’s me but if I moved somewhere where the washing machine was left and was that old I’d have bought a new one! Cheapo for at least £100!

 

[Leopo]

Why does every post have to be something over the top and inspirational?
I would honestly admire her more if she posted that she had a shit day and her toddler had been an arse .
Anyone with young children knows that days with them are nothing like she portrays in her overly edited wheat field pics just be more honest and relatable Beckie.

 

[Aha123]

Exciting times? She's literally going back to work one day a week and is probably more excited to not have to look after her son!