Anyone's would be long after living with Adam for 3 years.Why is her face so long?
She actually is a mad personImagine sitting there on a Saturday evening
You catch a glimpse of your sons bike aptly resting against the pink sofa
You think hmmm I better check if it’s in stock because I’m mental and it literally makes no difference to my life of it is or not
KERRR chingggggg
It’s instock! Cue heart palpitations
I can add an aff link for a couple of quid!
Insta babe can rest her eyes tonight
....knob
EDIT wait double whammy aff link AND I can mention a relationship breakdown.
Imagine knowing your meds off by heart
She's not normal.Imagine sitting there on a Saturday evening
You catch a glimpse of your sons bike aptly resting against the pink sofa
You think hmmm I better check if it’s in stock because I’m mental and it literally makes no difference to my life of it is or not
KERRR chingggggg
It’s instock! Cue heart palpitations
I can add an aff link for a couple of quid!
Insta babe can rest her eyes tonight
....knob
EDIT wait double whammy aff link AND I can mention a relationship breakdown.
Imagine knowing your meds off by heart
Adam probably asked that question!
'Effortlessly bronze' is absolutely her phrase. Like 'My soul is at peace' or' My heart is doing a jig' or whatever.Indigos balance bike...that’s blatantly never been used, poor little guy probably isn’t allowed to touch it as it’ll get dirty and mummy can’t flog it then
Also that is some serious medication to get over a break up....
And you look so effortlessly bronze?! Who says that? Is she just getting Adam to send her questions do she can look popular/flog all of her tit....she’s always filtered to duck how can you even tell?
They obviously don’t offer an #aff link as it was just a screenshot of the website too not a linkI still can’t believe they actually names their child Indigo It just doesn’t sound right.
What has she got against nice normal brightly coloured children’s toys? Those stacking cups she’s recommended look sooo depressing and unappealing.
All those questions with the replies as mainly swipe ups...suspicious
That’s a better rack than mineAdam's posted this. He's not bothered about looking a right (and left) tit. View attachment 213995