Ok, sooo....I started watching Leo's latest "Big news..I've been keeping a secret...." vlog and had to step away. I just could not take it. First, WTF is up with the weird whispering crap? I don't think she was doing this before or at least to this creepy extent. It was just freaky and odd.
I honestly thought with all her gushing, breathless buildup that she was going to announce she is pregnant. The face holding and hiding her face and the "I am sooooo excited" then switch to the cringy whispering like she is sharing a big secret just between us girls to have it just be an announcement of some partnership with two brands. I literally sat there like WTH? and for her to say "This is one of the most exciting vlogs I will have filmed..." are you kidding me??? are you F---ing kidding me???? Alright, so now on to her over the top gushing about the dresses from "My Theresa" I don't get it...if she is now in a partnership with this company why did she have to place a "mega order"? Then the crazy over the top details and gushing about each dress and $280 for the white dress that she is squealing about how great of a price it is. NO ITS NOT!!! At the end of the fashion show and shameless a--kissing to "My Theresa" her behavior and literal swooning had me sitting here mouth open in shock. Her facial contortions and squeals of delight made her look like a deranged nut! The whole vlog to this point was like watching someone come unhinged. (Side note) anyone else notice how during her gushing tirades she is often looking down to the side, she is reading a pre prepared script I think. It's very noticeable once you catch on. Nothing wrong w/having notes but I think she tries to pull it off like this is all off the top of her head. I wonder if her notes say "insert shameless squawking here" & "Remember fake posh accent".
On to the car. Claims she has always wanted a luxury car partnership for years, even as a show jumper. Hummm...says she is about to CRY over this...something is very off regarding this "partnership" says she will be working with BMW for the next few months. Months? I'd have thought at least a year. Then when in the car says she will have it for about a month. Funny how the arrival of the "BMW team" is edited out except for the drive up. Car arrives amidst much squawking and squealing in delight. Actually says EEK! (again) Creeped me out when she actually whispered "she purrrrrrs" I cant with the over the top fake gushing, it's way too much. I would have let Mark do the first drive. Selfish of her IMO. Poor Mark looked bored as F along for the ride. I don't get this partnership. IMO I think there is NO partnership and BMW is simply letting her "try it out" for "about a month" in hopes she will actually purchase from them. Now I may be way off here, not sure how all that works but I have heard of car dealers letting you do this as long as you have the money to back it up in case anything happens to the car. And I am sure she talks a good game about how she will be doing THEM a favor by all the exposure the car will get. Just my thoughts.
A few other observations...says she is a "bit of a petro head", loves formula 1, obsessed with horsepower, friggin weird whispering "I like to drive fast" prior to that whispered proclamation she whispered "Best vlog ever" WTH is up with the whispering shit? It's off putting. It's odd and it freaks me out.
Everything is "EPIC" please, please say "EPIC" one more time!!!! Also anything good is now "MEGA"
Anyone else notice how the back license plate has been switched out to one that says "LEO 5MEE" ? Funny how she does not actually say about this. just shows shots of it. Guess that is what she meant by "making it her own" Nice play with the 5 instead of a S to make it look more license platey.
I would hate to pay the billing for her "team" to basically indulge Leo in making fake commercials where she is the star. I don't get this. All this footage with cameras, drone and someone hanging out another car to take footage of her driving the BMW. Is this supposed to be future content? She says it's a "campaign" throwing out advertising lingo.
I would think if she were in some sort of partnership with BMW they would have their own team there on THEIR dime to shoot her driving and posing with the car. Just odd IMO. I am calling it now...in about a month we will never see or hear about this car ever again.
Pro Tip Leo since I know you read here faithfully....your makeup in this vlog did not do any favors. You are a pretty lady. The contouring made you look like a Picasso painting and I do not mean that in a good way.
Boss Lady is not equal to squawking, squeals of delight over stupid shit, throwing up ones hands to ones face like a 5 yr old about to wet herself in excitement at her birthday party, fake posh accent (we covered this before, just STOP already), overusing the word "epic" and Boss Ladies don't gallop, they walk or glide. See fake BMW "campaign" footage.
Sidenote to Mark. Dear Mark, I know you shamelessly pour over tattle. What else are you doing in the "office" all day? Nothing wrong with reading all the shit you can't say but would love to and quietly smirking to yourself.