Ridiculous she takes 3 press passes for herself and two “assistants” aka “rent a friends”
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I’m about 3 mins in and if I was taking a shot every time she says “gosh” I’d be drunk by now.
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She’s getting a greenhouse - parents paying and content creating for the future for her
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lol she points out that Josie has little dainty pixie feet
don’t think I can take anymore debate on feet so I’ll keep stumn
![Face with open mouth :open_mouth: 😮](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62e.png)
![Dashing away :dash: 💨](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4a8.png)
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Sorry Josie, Leo said Daisy is the most beautiful gardener
what a thing to broadcast!
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Daddy smee declares kazza “she’s the love of my life” .. really? Odd comments never a comment I like to hear . Did he not love the mothers of the other children he’s brought into the world?. Did/does he dip his wick into anything? It’s the second time I’ve heard mr smee allude to the fact he’s not getting much/any (attention from kazza).
men just never change do they. I’ve known men his age have mistresses on the side … who knows what goes on behind closed doors .
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They took their own bottles of champagne into the car for the journey to Chelsea flower show (starting to sound like Lydia !) , then they took more bottles to the show itself and yet she thinks she can con her audience that she barely drinks .
Leo throws her siblings under the bus by saying they were too mean to contribute their share into buying a certain garden sculpture last year for daddy’s big birthday !
firstly mean girl of Leo to say that but secondly why would the siblings decline to contribute to a gift for their dad ?? Can they not afford it after daddy divorced wife no 2/3 (I’ve lost count!)
mummy is sporting a large diamond necklace and ginormous yellow diamond ring in London - it’s a wonder she doesn’t get mugged these days , London is no longer a safe place to flaunt
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Daddy smee also has bought his neuvo rich self a pinky ring! The bloke was a footballer fgs ! Not landed gentry born with pure silver in his mouth
the smees have more than I thought in common with the millen morons
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)