Lauryn Goodman

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don’t know who’s worse, her or her equally annoying sister...bleeping hell please start supporting your child’s back/neck when she’s over your shoulder! Holding the bottom of her legs won’t stop her flying backwards! NOTHING at all against breast feeding mums but duck me ‘on the boob’ ‘she just wants the boob’ shut the duck up 😴 both first time mothers that think they know it all...
 
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Can we all just appreciate how she manages to post the same tit EVERY DAY. Why does she give us her routine?? She's desperate to post because she isn't allowed to post the name or sex of the baby.
 
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She pisses me off with all this “miracle baby” pish!!!!!! Even if u didn’t think u could get preg u should have been protecting yourself from STDs ya honking cow
 
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She's an actuaky liar. The fact that she didnt know she was in labour until 6cm but used a tens machine for the pain... if you're gonna lie, keep up with the lie hun.
 
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She's an actuaky liar. The fact that she didnt know she was in labour until 6cm but used a tens machine for the pain... if you're gonna lie, keep up with the lie hun.
It doesn’t surprise me they all lie. Chloe’s first claim to fame was that she was a bum double for Cameron Diaz and Cheryl Cole .......,,Really?!?
Another was a story Amelia was going on Love Island a few years back. I don’t believe anything they say.
 
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I find it funny.. 'I get through endo with ibuprofen and breathing' hmm not saying she doesn't have it but I have a condition similar and have family with endo, I have surgeries, tramadol, oramorph and anti sickness from being sick with pain as do other people with it! She must be a medical marvel!!
 
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Why just why is she bloody posting stories of her squirting breast milk all over the place! I couldn’t give a tit if she is blocked the fact that she’s doing it sat next to someone is just so not cool take it to your room and don’t post it on Instagram 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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She’s in the DM sidebar of shame got mastitis now but managed to travel to Chloe’s boyfriends house to do photos and full face of makeup along with a heavy dose of Facetune 🤣
 
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She’s in the DM sidebar of shame got mastitis now but managed to travel to Chloe’s boyfriends house to do photos and full face of makeup along with a heavy dose of Facetune 🤣
They look like a silly pair of tarts don't they!

Obvs paid for it as well as no comments thr last I saw?
 
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They look like a silly pair of tarts don't they!

Obvs paid for it as well as no comments thr last I saw?
No I don’t think they do get paid DM just lifts the post from Instagram but it does give them publicity. There are lots of comments now!
 
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I find it funny.. 'I get through endo with ibuprofen and breathing' hmm not saying she doesn't have it but I have a condition similar and have family with endo, I have surgeries, tramadol, oramorph and anti sickness from being sick with pain as do other people with it! She must be a medical marvel!!
YOU ARENT MEANT TO TAKE IBUPROFEN FOR ENDO OR ANY OTHER PERIOD TYPE CONDITIONS. As in, when it's bad bleeding you arent meant to take then as they are anti inflammatory. She's a fool
 
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She’s in the DM sidebar of shame got mastitis now but managed to travel to Chloe’s boyfriends house to do photos and full face of makeup along with a heavy dose of Facetune 🤣
Saw the photo of her breast feeding could not be arsed to go in and read. I thought baby walker couldn’t latch on hence the pumping...who knows, who cares...🤷‍♀️
 
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I feel so bad for chloe's boyfriend. New baby and got Lauryn acting like it's her home with all her posts and squirting breast milk everywhere. Then Amelia just going into their room to take selfies and walking around like the tart she is. Goodness me. He should be able to enjoy being a new dad in peace.
 
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She seems so lonely, no job, no friends, just lays in bed on Instagram all day
 
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