Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #85 Lauryn won’t eat shop bought bread, she'll sit on a married man’s dick instead!

[looserj]

Omg she can read, who knew?
It was bleeping freezing yesterday and she's sat on a bench reading. No pram bag full of wipes, bottles, food, dummies but a spirituality book.
She needs to bleeping read a parenting book specifically items you don't leave the house without when going to the park

 

[Lucymyers]

She said that her little girls name is “super cute” too. Ehhmmm
---

Is he even on the birth certificate though? Not sure if that’s confirmed. She can chose whatever surname she likes she could have called them beckham if she wanted

He was added to kw1s after the dna test via court order
Unsure on the seconds.
Dont forget hes always said he has no issue with providing for the konks from day one. Lozza just takes the piss with her unreasonable demands.
Part of me thinks he prob is on both birth certs via court order after dna testing
---

Read the wiki we can't go through certificate gate again in short no you can use any surname you want as for dad space he was added later as per court order

Sorry id commented same before seeing this xx

 

[Hiyaguys]

I can’t imagine feeling the need to upload my child’s birth certificate for a bunch of strangers

 

[Lucymyers]

Remember when she didn’t care
She won’t be far behind him x

Babe id just ran here to mention that whopper of a bald patch and u beat me to it

 

[wilbz90]

He was added to kw1s after the dna test via court order
Unsure on the seconds.
Dont forget hes always said he has no issue with providing for the konks from day one. Lozza just takes the piss with her unreasonable demands.
Part of me thinks he prob is on both birth certs via court order after dna testing
---

Sorry id commented same before seeing this xx

I’ll always laugh at the fact her sons middle names are the same as certain currently notorious rapper whose widely reviled.

 

[emmaw28]

WHAT IN THE MEGHAN MARKLES DAD LOOKING AT CASTLES ON A LAPTOP IN A CAFÈ IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!?!

Hahahaha omg. You lot on here are cracking me up today

 

[ae77]

She’s such a joke

 

[itsonlymeagain]

GIRLS I AM SCREAMING

Lauryn Goodman reads spirituality book before watching Walker play at Euros

LAURYN GOODMAN has been reading a book about spirituality ahead of taking son Kairo to watch dad Kyle Walker play at Euro 2024. The England defender starred in the Three Lions’ opening game w…

www.thesun.co.uk

were these taken on the same day as the previous photos of the kids in the England shirts?
She’s wearing the same clothes and the scrunchie that was on her wrist in the first pics is in her hair in these pap shots.
One photo shoot for multiple articles?

Edited to add just seen people with the same idea

 

[giogio]

Why does she always look like she’s been dragged through a bleeping bush. Sort your self out! Annie leaves the gym looking better than this. Bald witch

 

[BBee]

Mumsnet thread slating Kyle

 

[giogio]

I actually can’t with these set up pap shots, it’s like 2012 again, no one does this anymore she’s such a chavvvv

 

[ae77]

Still no wedding pics ?

 

[minnietheminx]

The book she’s reading, author= Kyle Gray

 

[Twinkle6]

AND following some super sleuthing, turns out Cariro's surname is actually registered as Goodmen. She just pretends it's Walker for clout.

did she edit the birth cert she posted or re-register? I missed this nugget of goss

 

[Kilo005]

did she edit the birth cert she posted or re-register? I missed this nugget of goss

Can’t remember who found the re-registration, a pic of it is posted but he’s Goodman not Walker. Would probably explain how she has no issues taking them out of the country as they’ll share her surname. That’s hoping she hasn’t changed hers by deed poll to Walker the bleeping lunatic 🥲

 

[jusherfornow]

The book she’s reading, author= Kyle Gray

Naaaahh this can’t be a coincidence. This woman is bat sh*t cray cray

 

[Jujujulia95]

Sorry for just barging in like that, usually just a silent reader, but I couldn't find an answer in the Wiki: what's with all the Spanish? First I thought she might have a connection, but never heard her speak Spanish, only her son, now today, for the first time, I did hear her say some words, and her English accent is quite strong, so she's not a native speaker I assume? The son's accent is flawless, so there seems to be someone around who speaks it naturally as well, but who? I was raised bilingual, so absolutely see the benefits, but both languages were natural to my parents and this doesn't seem to be the case here?

 

[Pointandlaugh89]

Ironically her job title is the same colour as her hair needs a toner ASAP

 

[spilllltheteeee]

Stop it
My pelvic floor isn’t made for this
Who reads that in a park with a child
Talk to your fukin 40 month old

Sitting reading with the lips pouted
Awwww she really adores herself

 

[Lucymyers]

did she edit the birth cert she posted or re-register? I missed this nugget of goss

Here u go