Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #85 Lauryn won’t eat shop bought bread, she'll sit on a married man’s dick instead!

Will Lauryn show up at the Euro’s? 🇩🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • Hell Yes Kyle invited them

    Votes: 26 4.8%
  • No she will stay at home to protect her children

    Votes: 36 6.7%
  • Lauryn be outside the stadium with the kids in Dad 2 England Tops

    Votes: 492 91.6%

  • Total voters
    537
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Well done to @livingforthetea for the winning thread title, a free boat ride nearby Khloe & Grants wedding venue in Portugal is on its way, comes with Acne & Paparazzi 🏆 Enjoy 😉
1718384757749.png


In second place with this beauty is @Blondetech please feel free to resubmit your suggestion 👏👏👏
IMG_5140.jpeg


In third place with this beauty is @Rose94 please feel free to resubmit your suggestion 👏👏👏
IMG_5141.jpeg

Take a bow lads 👌

Results are in for the previous poll 😅
A few would have a quick go on Kyle some are a hard Yes, most with caveats! MOTWYW 😜🍆

IMG_5159.jpeg


If you wish to cry, moan or witch about Kyle not seeing Lauryn’s crotch goblins please see this post by @PartTimeNoseyWitch & let that sink in 🫶🏾✨

https://tattle.life/threads/lauryn-...biggest-fan-this-is-pan-j.45372/post-19459314

May’s Blog of Lies;
Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #82 City have done it once more, the magic number is now 4

Kyle & Annie Thread:
Kyle Walker and Annie Kilner
If you wish to discuss Vyle Kyle Walker or how much Annie is a door mat or mug please enter here via the private car park, past the chavs, avoid the NHS, just after the Pilates Class!

Recap;
Lauryn still insists on wearing KW initials around her brass neck, she isn’t invited to the Euro’s but is insisting on going anyway for the kids they want to see Kyle Play 🙄 Lauryn was uninvited to Khloe’s wedding but she was still insisted on being in Portugal staying nearby anyway! Repetitive Patterns

Chloe was devastated on her birthday allegedly illegal photos were taken of her wedding from behind the bushes legal are on it 🤡

Amelia is acting as Chloe’s mouthpiece she hopes whoever bought the illegal photos is happy with themselves! Quoting “some people create their own storms, then get upset when it’s rains”

Katy Morgan currently can’t eat or sleep as she is so stressed. Constantly talking in riddles! MOTWYW

Big Sean was at the wedding & celebrathis birthday with all his children including the twins.

Karroon was seen on the yacht filming Liaryn’s upcoming WAG show on the day of Khloe & Grants wedding! 🤔

There are some absolutely stunning comparison photos on the last thread of Lauryn Goodman & Caitlin Jenner (soz Cait)

Nicky Lazou’s Son Zion is not Kyle’s child, end of!

Thread Lingo/Slang:
We are known as;
Lunatics
Chavs
Mini Hitlers
NHS Users
Thrush Ridden
Annie Stans
Kyle Worshipers
Too broke for Pilates
Unhinged
Daft shits

We do not: 🚫
Do Pilates (most of us) 😂
Participate in Pap walks
Privately educate our brats
Park in private secluded car parks
Have the documents
Share the documents
Speak fluent Spanish
Wear Valentino Rock studs
Sleep with married men
Embarrass our children
Wheel out or Parade our children for money/fame

Common Phrases;
MOTWYW: Make of this what you will
Let that sink in
Sister
Family complete
No longer a puppet on a string
Starting the new year “Afresh”
Same story
Taking back control
Dubai Luxe meets Californian Casual
Understandably
Repetitive patterns
Always supporting

Knicknames

Amelia Goodman AKA MJ, Micheal Jackson Lauryn’s little sister.

Chloe Goodman AKA TT/Turkey Teeth Lauryn’s “famous” sister

Lisa Andrews AKA Lisa Cheese, Turkey Neck! Harley Benn’s Muvva Same Story

Katy Jayne Morgan AKA Big Pete, midsize, Smeg, kitchen unit, Step dad Pete!

Lauren Goodman now Lauryn Goodman AKA
SLago PR
Proz
Loz
Liaryn
Kow & Gate
Prozac
Pan

Previous Thread:
https://tattle.life/threads/lauryn-goodman-sisters-84-walker-stalker-annie-stan-ny.45455/

More legal paper flying all over the place, since Khloe’s unfiltered wedding pictures were taken without permission, she is devastated understandably!

If you see something screenshot & post it as the majority of the thread is blocked by Lauryn! Some by Kyle @Lizzy 93 🤭

If it’s an article screen shot & link it especially if it’s from Liaryn’s camp as most of the lads will not click to read it & give her the attention & clicks she so desperately craves.
On the rare chance she posts any receipts screenshot, screenshot, screenshot & post!

If there is a video screen shot or screen record, otherwise just say nothing at all! The majority of the thread will not be able to see it!

Buckle up lads allegedly it’s court in July, please do not post the documents.
The thread will get shut down immediately 🚫

As you were Chavs 🫶
 

Attachments

  • 35.7 KB
  • 42.1 KB
  • 36.1 KB
  • 53.6 KB
  • 96.5 KB
  • 56.7 KB
  • 95.3 KB
  • 11.6 KB
  • 104.1 KB
  • 131.4 KB
  • 27.1 KB
  • 90.1 KB
  • 40.2 KB
  • 77.7 KB
  • 47.2 KB
    • Like
    • Heart
    • Haha
    Reactions: 48
    Bottom of the Annie article:

    'Comments about her and Kyle's marriage are purely speculative. The couple respectfully requests privacy as they continue to navigate their personal matters, always keeping their children at the forefront of their minds.'

    Ouch. Bet Liaryn is crying. Not in front of the kids; the Nanny has them. Understandably.
     
    • Like
    • Heart
    • Haha
    Reactions: 46
    Sorry his 3 fans in Brighton ***
    Apologies
    I reckon loz wears her one to bed and used to send the big nose freak Snapchat pics in it.
    understandably they don’t get screenshot for the gram
     
    • Haha
    • Like
    Reactions: 19
    Did we get a bastard blog this month ?
    No, she’s unsure on what to write I’m told.
    Oh let me guess she’s been ‘super busy planning baby girls party eeeeeek’
    Super cute
    She will wait until Sunday and then tell her bastard fans that the child was crying at the tv
    Because it’s one of ‘them ones’
     
    • Like
    • Haha
    • Sick
    Reactions: 37
    I heard a man with a strong Mancunian (I think?) accent today shout “fuckin’ Nora” and it sounded exactly like duck-kinara 😂
     
    • Haha
    • Like
    Reactions: 20
    Do we think that’s Kinara on her latest story? Why would she be tagged in the companies story?
     
    • Like
    Reactions: 7
    Any of you mad chavs voting anything other than “Lauryn be outside the stadium with the kids in Dad 2 England Tops” should be instantly banned from this thread.

    We are all buzzing for the Euros in this house but for very different reasons 😂
     
    • Like
    • Haha
    Reactions: 32
    Do we think that’s Kinara on her latest story? Why would she be tagged in the companies story?
    It’s not Lauryn’s child.
    The little one in the picture on her story is the daughter of the lady (Steph) who owns the Crystal company that promotes her Jingle Jangle miracle “infertility” bangles.
     
    • Like
    • Haha
    Reactions: 19
    It’s not Lauryn’s child.
    The little one in the picture on her story is the daughter of the lady (Steph) who owns the Crystal company that promotes her Jingle Jangle miracle “infertility” bangles.
    Ohhhh! So she’s an example of how bangles really do cure infertility and the reason the company started…got it!
     
    • Like
    • Haha
    Reactions: 17
    Why do they always use that photo of Lauren posing at a table?! I don’t know why but I always think it looks like she’s on trying to look sexy whilst sitting on a toilet. I think I’m going doolally. She’s a cock
     
    • Like
    • Haha
    Reactions: 34
    Status
    Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.