Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #84 Walker Stalker Annie Stan(ny)

Would you Shag Kyle?

  • Yes

    Votes: 28 4.8%
  • No

    Votes: 205 34.9%
  • Yes (if he was single)

    Votes: 85 14.5%
  • Yes (if he didn’t shag Lauryn)

    Votes: 88 15.0%
  • Yes (if he had a bag over his head)

    Votes: 20 3.4%
  • Absolutely No(se) Way

    Votes: 254 43.2%

  • Total voters
    588
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Results of the previous Poll



If you wish to cry, moan or bitch about Kyle not seeing Lauryn’s crotch goblins please see this post by @PartTimeNoseyWitch & let that sink in

https://tattle.life/threads/lauryn-...biggest-fan-this-is-pan-j.45372/post-19459314

Recap:
Lauren
Goodman believes she is the best muvva in the world & Kyle is a deadbeat abusive Dad. Although he generously provides financially for her & the children she is still attempting to push this victim narrative, whilst chilling on 96k per year! Lauryn continues to embarrass her children this time by wheeling out Kylie Walker in I love you Daddy socks

Chloe
Collected her wedding dress from a prestigious bridal store in Yorkshire MOTWYW

Amelia At a gym in Portugal in preparation for the wedding!

Kyle Scrapping & getting rowdy on the pitch a new low even for Kyle Walker
On positive note Happy Birthday Kye
The professional dream seller continues to provide financially for all 6 of his children but emotionally only for the 4 Walker Boys
Family Complete

Annie Cooking up for her family (Jamaican not Middle Eastern) soz @fimfim
A Queen say less, she don’t want to look after them dusty Yutes @Lizzy 93 has a way with her words
End of

Kairo Walker-Something Mami made him a “Wow Wall”

Kilimanjaro Wearing Daddy socks sat in an Ikea highchair make of this what you will!

May’s Blog of Lies;

Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #82 City have done it once more, the magic number is now 4

Kyle & Annie Thread:

Kyle Walker and Annie Kilner

If you wish to discuss Vyle Kyle Walker or how much Annie is a door mat or mug please enter here via the private car park, past the chavs, avoid the NHS, just after the Pilates Class!

Thread Lingo/Slang:
We are known as;
Lunatics
Chavs
Mini Hitlers
NHS Users
Thrush Ridden
Annie Stans
Kyle Worshipers
Too broke for Pilates
Unhinged
Daft shits

We do not:
Do Pilates (most of us)
Participate in Pap walks
Privately educate our brats
Park in private secluded car parks
Have the documents
Share the documents
Speak fluent Spanish
Wear Valentino Rock studs
Sleep with married men
Embarrass our children
Wheel out or Parade our children for money/fame

Common Phrases;

MOTWYW: Make of this what you will
Let that sink in
Sister
Family complete
No longer a puppet on a string
Starting the new year “Afresh”
Same story
Taking back control
Dubai Luxe meets Californian Casual
Understandably
Repetitive patterns

Amelia Goodman AKA MJ, Micheal Jackson Lauryn’s little sister.

Chloe Goodman AKA TT/Turkey Teeth Lauryn’s “famous” sister

Lisa Andrews AKA Lisa Cheese, Turkey Neck! Harley Benn’s Muvva Same Story

Katy Jayne Morgan AKA Big Pete, midsize, Smeg, kitchen unit, Step dad Pete!

Lauren Goodman now Lauryn Goodman AKA
SLago PR
Proz
Loz
Liaryn
Kow & Gate
Prozac

Previous Thread:
https://tattle.life/threads/lauryn-...y-yours-your-biggest-fan-this-is-pan-j.45372/

Buckle up lads legal paper flying all over the place, weddings abroad, friends, busy, more friends, court in July busy, burners, busy, friends.

If you see something screenshot & post it as the majority of the thread is blocked by Lauryn!

If it’s an article screen shot & link it especially if it’s from Liaryn’s camp as most of the lads will not click to read it & give her the attention & clicks she so desperately craves.

On the rare chance she posts any receipts screenshot, screenshot, screenshot & post!

If there is a video screen shot or screen record, otherwise just say nothing at all! The majority of the thread will not be able to see it!

Kylie’s Birthday Party & Khloe’s wedding pending

As you were Chavs 🫶

Sent from Portugal
 

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The names are crossed out on the ‘wow’ wall because they say ‘well done Loz one whole day without an indirect!’
 
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Amazing work @OGJessicaFletcher I’ve been laughing my titties off

I would also like to add that we can have NO mention of Loz’s weirdo doxxing friend and any mention of it will be reported, you will be thrown under the bus quicker than when Lauryn threw Kyle under the bus when he dared to get his wife pregnant.

#Just wanted to send a quick message
#unblock me on Insta so Giro can Facetime and say hola

Have a blessed Friday lovelies
 
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@OGJessicaFletcher perfection
Your annual leave is over after the weekend Shenanigans ( IYKYK)

Lauren just because tattlers say messiah has no paintings, doesn’t mean show us his wow wall.
(Puppet on our string)

It’s his house
He should be allowed to have that all over the yardddddd
Fuck off loz
 
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Thank you Queen
Fabulous as usual, always supporting 🩷
 
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The thing that bugs me is the perfect placement, Pan can’t help but control everything! Poor little lad didn’t even get to stick them up himself! 🫤

My kid grabs a magnet & slaps it on the fridge any which way. I try to ignore it & if by some miracle it magically flys into the recycling 🫶

Unless of course it’s a stick man family I keep those, my likkle artist always adds lashes & nails for mummy 🥹
MOTWYW
 
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You dirty bastards all voting you’d shag him need your heads testing
One way trip to Broadoak for you all you lunatics
You can vote up to 3 times!!
I’m a hard Yes BUT a Yes with Caveats!
Mr Walker is my type on paper he makes me weak!
Don’t come for me unless I send for you
Northern, mixed, body ody ody ody, fit, funny & Rich!
 
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You can vote up to 3 times!!
I’m a hard Yes BUT a Yes with Caveats!
Mr Walker is my type on paper he makes me weak!
Don’t come for me unless I send for you
Northern, mixed, body ody ody ody, fit, funny & Rich!
What are the conditions then?🫣
 
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You can vote up to 3 times!!
I’m a hard Yes BUT a Yes with Caveats!
Mr Walker is my type on paper he makes me weak!
Don’t come for me unless I send for you
Northern, mixed, body ody ody ody, fit, funny & Rich!
Girl. Sameeee. I love a big nose too
 
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