Oh this is *chefs kiss*"What Would You Do"
Boys and girls, wanna hear a fake story?
Saturday night was locked in the landlord's pantry
They had man city lifting the cup,
About 5-6 bouncers trying to keep out a slut
So I took my burner outside with me,
His name was Alisdair, he lived in Scotland with me,
He said, "Why's he up there having some fun?
I guess you forgot I told you ALL OR NONE
She said,
"What would you do if your mum was at home
Crying all alone
On the bedroom floor,
'Cause she's angry
And the only way to calm her is
To sleep with a man for 8k a month
And his daddy's gone, back to school now
I ain't got a job now,
So for you this was just a mistake
But for me this is what I call life.
Girl, you ain't the only one with a baby,
That's no excuse to be living all crazy
Then she looked me right square in the eye
And said, "Everyday I wake up begging for Kai"
I said, "Bitch, I know about pain
'Cause me and my sister laugh everyday
At what the tattlers say
About your prolapse and piles
But that helps to keep us in smiles
That you can't even relate to
"What would you do if your mum was at home
Crying all alone
On the bedroom floor,
'Cause she's angry
And the only way to calm her is
To sleep with a man for 8k a month
And his daddy's gone, back to school now
I ain't got a job now,
So for you this was just a mistake
But for me this is what I call life
Bloody brilliantDone my best with the dido part:
My pee's gone cold I'm wondering why I got that test at all
empty condom up by my window and I can't be normal
And even if I could it'd all be staged, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, I’m getting more cash
It is 3 am. I have work at 6 I should not be cackling like this.One way, or another, I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya
One way, or another, I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya
One way, or another, I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meet ya, I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya
Brilliant next thread title thereShe must absolutely rage at this thread! Lol
Fancy stalking a man with the surname walker though....
Walker stalker and Annie stan(ny) you couldn't make it up
The bare faced cheek to wake up to 🫠
She was a pump and dump. When he was away and his wife was withholding sex as he was in the dog house he used Liaryn. How as a grown woman does she not get this? Men lie all the time.Saw that ages ago and screamed out loud, she really is fucking deranged!!!
Kyle don't want your prolapse full time loz accept it, come to terms with it and move on ya big wrong yin.
She’s defo so thick she believes it , sat waiting in a wedding dress for him to come backI can’t work out whether she reposts shit like that because she truly believes it or is that manipulating she does it for the record in court for the “loving relationship” narrative
is she not bored of herself yet 🫠🫠🫠🫠
Yep! Kyle chose hard. He chose to grovel, he chose to try and win back his wife after she threw him out. He chose his life with her not a life with Fan Pan.But if he had chosen her would it still be thr case...
She would of been the easy one and Annie the one he always thought of ...
Omg did you even wake up?It is 3 am. I have work at 6 I should not be cackling like this.
Remember the other forever
Fuck me she is mentally insane somebody lock her up the nut job
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