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Funny ainβt it how much she despises Annie yet she literally sponges and lives off her moneyExactly! Canβt upset her employers
Carpet; rotten omg fooking dead 
Walking librarian
Thanks for new thread lovely, love your recapCongrats to @Lizzy 93! Youβve done it again
In true Lauryn style, there is only one right answer. Choose wiselyβ¦β¦or Iβll cause carnage
Short recap:
Lauryn has been caught by tattle detectives sending messages to herself using many burner accounts.
She has taught her son the N word And posted and unnecessarily long video about monkeys.
We re-visited the petition scandal and we are still shocked and amazedβ¦
Some predict an OnlyFans reveal for Lauren after doing an unwanted Ann Summers collaboration. Unwanted by Ann Summers that is⦠They had no idea about their endometriosis collaboration with Beggy bracelets. She was wearing an awful white wedding lingerie set that I suspect she bought as soon as she got a positive pregnancy test. She has 106k Instagram followers but got less than 1000 likes on the post⦠That says it all.
Both Chloe and Amelia have unfollowed Lauryn. It serves her right as she seems to have no sympathy for her sister and nephew who are stuck in hospital because of his suspected meningitis. Instead of posting in support or helping Grant and Amelia with Isla, She has captured herself ranting and raving about Kyle. I wonβt explain the rant because I canβt do it justice. Sheβs bonkers. The rant was brought on by Kyle posting a picture of his wife and mother on IWD.
Shady Queen Sian has weighed in with these wise words: βor for some all three. Keep trying. Youβll never be her honey.β
It is also possible that Loz is about to be homeless. Also, in case you were wondering she gets the Caribbean tan.
Annie has been sighted completely unbothered by jangle bangle. We love to see it!
Thanks for voting everyone I want to thank my management
@Jolie1988
@4FoxAche - Thou of no faith
@Lucymyers
@PenelopePitstop
@Rbegum1989
Previous Management @Jellybean093 like Lauryn I cannot keep management and she has been fired with immediate effect
Now let me catch upppp
Honestly love this thread and love differences of opinion
Lolllll
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LOOOOOOOOL fur coat no knickers kinda girl
So just a few observations from the last thread β¦
1) She is always trying to link what she says about Giro to Kyle see photo
2) She βaccidentallyβ posted his picture up on Insta last year probably in the hope that someone from here would post it up then itβs out there then.. but she was outsmartedβ¦.
3) I watched Chloeβs videos about her baby being sickβ¦ however did anyone notice how she was still very careful she didnβt show his face or mention him by nameβ¦ I am sorry as I mother there would be no fucks given about magazine dealsIf my child was in hospitalβ¦ priorities and all thatβ¦.
4) I wouldnβt even post what Sian responded with as I wouldnβt give Beggy the fuelβ¦..
1) She is always trying to link what she says about Giro to Kyle see photo
2) She βaccidentallyβ posted his picture up on Insta last year probably in the hope that someone from here would post it up then itβs out there then.. but she was outsmartedβ¦.
3) I watched Chloeβs videos about her baby being sickβ¦ however did anyone notice how she was still very careful she didnβt show his face or mention him by nameβ¦ I am sorry as I mother there would be no fucks given about magazine dealsIf my child was in hospitalβ¦ priorities and all thatβ¦.
4) I wouldnβt even post what Sian responded with as I wouldnβt give Beggy the fuelβ¦..
Imagine making it your life goal to get pregnant by a footballer. Then trapping one of the most well known and highest paid in the industry. Feeling absolutely elated when you see the positive test, imagining how minted youβre going to be and how youβll never have to work a normal job again. Then 2 years down the line youβre having to post a GIF of 50 cent on your Instagram story to ask for some money
Ha ha this made me laughThanks for new thread lovely, love your recap
Thanks for voting everyone I want to thank my management
@Jolie1988
@4FoxAche - Thou of no faith
@Lucymyers
@PenelopePitstop
@Rbegum1989
Previous Management @Jellybean093 like Lauryn I cannot keep management and she has been fired with immediate effect
Now let me catch upppp
Honestly love this thread and love differences of opinion
do you have any affiliation we can swipe up 
Nike socks swipe up or you'll be failing in your mega Ann Summers x @Lizzy 93 x Nike collab.Thanks for new thread lovely, love your recap
Thanks for voting everyone I want to thank my management
@Jolie1988
@4FoxAche - Thou of no faith
@Lucymyers
@PenelopePitstop
@Rbegum1989
Previous Management @Jellybean093 like Lauryn I cannot keep management and she has been fired with immediate effect
Now let me catch upppp
Honestly love this thread and love differences of opinion
Your post made me laugh so much
LmaoooSorry Guys I prepared this last night and Iβm gonna cause carnage if I donβt get to use it:
Thread 17 was a belter !! Absolutely entertaining worth a binge read
Lots of worthy opinions and Lauryn has really outdone herself
When you think she cannot get any lower, she grabs a shovel and says watchhhh meeee
Lauryn;
- Tagged along to the not much a farm with Chloe
- Bought Kairo lots of trainers and Nike socks but they must be in storage as heβs only allowed to wear the red Jordanβs
- Very very angry and being pushed and pushed to absolutely nothing - she has no balls
- Sent herself many dms
- Still in that rotting room
- Caribbean Brown
- Getting dolled up and pretending to work with Ann Aummers - turns out Lauryn created a fake contract between herself and⦠herself because it was a one way contract to nothing absolute failure
- IWD- our girl BLEW up, with tears in her eyes she threatened to cause CARNAGE. Baby daddy is dragging his feet but her and Jonathan are going NOWHERE !! KW NOWHERE- she publicly demanded cash from her brief romance
- She has no been unfollowed by both sisters and rightly so
Kairo;
- Calling Pepe Grandad
- Was a no show on world book day despite being a walking librarian
- Been taken out once or twice
- Been allowed to visit baby cousin ( was under full supervision)
Carron Joolie;
- Now adding photographer to her CV
- Had a broken boiler
Heidi;
- Weβve seen a tail ( all is well)
Wash Basket;
- Stationary
Carpet ;
- Rotten
Kyle;
- As far as possible from Bunker Begman
Added to the block list last thread we have @Miamia1 For simply giving Lauryn some employment advice
Welcome newbies feel free to speak weβre a friendly bunch
Welcome back to the madhouse, buckle up.
Previous Thread;
https://tattle.life/threads/lauryn-...ai-whilst-lauryns-living-on-a-porkypie.27828/
brilliant and crazy that it's all true!What an an absolute tit tip her life is
duck OFF
she looks like the thing my grandma used to have on her toilet roll in the 90s
Walked past a classier mannequin in Sainsbury's earlier.
The creepy face is spot on. Just needs a hand on its head and it'd be a dead ringer for herduck OFF
Nike socks swipe up or you'll be failing in your mega Ann Summers x @Lizzy 93 x Nike collab.
Your post made me laugh so much
Pop me a dm and Iβll share my new website with the links, it will only be available via my website costing 7.99 a monthHa ha this made me laugh
Walked past a classier mannequin in Sainsbury's earlier.
The creepy face is spot on. Just needs a hand on its head and it'd be a dead ringer for her
Much better
Oh ffs Rose
this has done me in
Omfg lozza prozza Iβm here for it
what I love most about the poll is that everyone chose a different answer
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Update on her Insta
1. Back to Grandad Pele
2. Strawberry face
3 Blowing kisses night because he loves you all
4. Tacky Jangle bangles are back
5. She's added a comment back "let's catch up"
Buckle up guys
will go one of two ways boring or borderline meltdown
1. Back to Grandad Pele
2. Strawberry face
3 Blowing kisses night because he loves you all
4. Tacky Jangle bangles are back
5. She's added a comment back "let's catch up"
Buckle up guys
will go one of two ways boring or borderline meltdown
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Did Kyle Kilner potentially go back to Lozza for a shag when she was up the duff around the time he had the prostitute party in lockdown 1?
I wonder if this is what she's talking about when she claims she'll "sing like a canary."
I wonder if he's told her what she wanted to hear around March/April 2020 in order to smash and dash....Then a few months later when he's won the love of his life back and got engaged to Annie, rather than thinking like a 30 year old woman that he told you what you wanted to hear in order to get his dick wet, Begman thinks that Kyle was so in love but has been snatched away by evil twisted Annie.
I wonder if this is what she's talking about when she claims she'll "sing like a canary."
I wonder if he's told her what she wanted to hear around March/April 2020 in order to smash and dash....Then a few months later when he's won the love of his life back and got engaged to Annie, rather than thinking like a 30 year old woman that he told you what you wanted to hear in order to get his dick wet, Begman thinks that Kyle was so in love but has been snatched away by evil twisted Annie.
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