Lauryn Goodman #18 Nobody puts Lauryn in the corner, moments away from a public disorder

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Have no idea what it evens says?? Anyone else?
 
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Jesus that made my brain hurt trying to decipher that!!! These sad acts with half a brain cell between them who seem to think they’re part of Lauryns army when she wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire!
I know! Thick as fuck whos lairen
 
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I’ll try and translate, I must be as thick as she is cos I understood for the most part


“sorry pal he’s a cock in my eyes. It’s not Annie stopping Kyle (from seeing Kairo). I’ve got a message from Lairen saying that Kairo sees Kyles family and he (Kyle) is jealous. So do you want to put that in the daily mail, it’s easy to phone and give them more shite on Lairen. She does not know me yet brings Kyle down (literally no fucking idea about that last bit). It’s Annie I’m for. Simple byeeeee”
 
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Right, sooo, she's not reacting to the speed thing, who moves faster after snailgate, however the last 2 lairen mega meltdowns were puma with kyles 3 sons with Annie on the boots, that was epic proportion meltdown then Kyle posts 1 story about Annie on IWD and she goes off on one on her stories saying she doesn't care etc but that was proper nutjob territory with pure vengeance in her face, so we can really conclude that she is jealous of kyles wife and 3 sons and that sends her in a spinney, as everything is about how she feels and disguises it as fighting for her son, ok Lairen
 
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it’s when Lairen Says “ we’re not going anywhere”
Who is we
Forever trying to force herself into his marriage
If Kyle wants to be in Jonathan’s life he doesn’t need to be all over her
It’s weird, I don’t understand what kind of relationship she thinks she will ever have with Kyle
 
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She wants money and live in his mansion rent free, like people under the stairs, here's a cupboard for you Lauryn am sure it's bigger than the boxroom you are accustomed to, just don't come out during the day and you can't use the #infinitypool
 
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I just checked his last post uzzz lot posted
So much love for him, hundreds of comments

where is her army that were dming him earlier this week ?

nowhere to be seen

keyboard warriors
#infinityandbeyond
#dubai
#lairen
 
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Oh ffs, actual proper ffs, Ann Summers have posted beggy Mitchell to their stories for endo awareness month, massively gone down in my estimations, are they doing that badly that they have to share begging bowl begman on their account with her Nora batty get up. Get yer self in the bin Ann
 
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The only relationship she wants is with Kyle's wallet..
 
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Does she really think people believe that someone has dm’d her how do U wash his hair , u can clearly tell it’s her to herself as the constant references to “little man “ and the city fans don’t give a shit (to an extent obviously ) he’s not the first an he won’t be the last , I really think she won’t ever let this go and what’s she getting at wild Friday night silly beggy scav
ALSO another thing I noticed was her “follower” using the blue hearts and her using the blue hearts, obviously her how pathetic
 
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I wonder if Lauryn will change her name to Lairen and become a new person like in Muriels wedding.

I've changed ma name to Lairen

But that is your name

No its Lairen

L-A-I-R-E-N
 
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I’ve always though Ann Summers is dead dated and tacky anyway. Can get better sex toys on bloody BeautyBay and the better quality bras from bloody M&S
 
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I’ve always though Ann Summers is dead dated and tacky anyway. Can get better sex toys on bloody BeautyBay and the better quality bras from bloody M&S
Aye to be honest the price of it and its usually shite quality if them granny stocking are anything to go by
 
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We'll have to shop at love honey now the ladies

I wonder if Lauryn will change her name to Lairen and become a new person like in Muriels wedding.

I've changed ma name to Lairen

But that is your name

No its Lairen

L-A-I-R-E-N
Tim Sims!!
 
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Nobody pulls the wool over my eyes

just because they reposted it doesn’t mean she’s been paid
It’s not on their grid and the worst part is they reposted another page !!!!

Wonder how many emails she sent them for this

still tragic
Still not raising awareness
Still desperate
#fuckoff
 
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Aye #fuckoff Lairen
 
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I’ve always though Ann Summers is dead dated and tacky anyway. Can get better sex toys on bloody BeautyBay and the better quality bras from bloody M&S
Ann Summers are WANK. Anyone with actual boobs can't wear them. Unless you want quadruple boob and your nipples popping out. Curvy Kate is the one for me

We'll have to shop at love honey now the ladies
Bondara is decent too
 
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Ann Summers are WANK. Anyone with actual boobs can't wear them. Unless you want quadruple boob and your nipples popping out. Curvy Kate is the one for me
I wear curvy kate too, tbh I have never fitted into Ann's bras as I have a small back and then boobage, also pour moi are really comfy and pretty
 
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