They said she would be shaking if she knew
Wouldn’t be surprised if it was Vardy and her many personalities
PLOT FUKIN TWIST ITS CARRONNNN JOOOOLIE
LOOOOL oh tit lauryns losing them business
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Wouldn’t be surprised if it was Vardy and her many personalities
PLOT FUKIN TWIST ITS CARRONNNN JOOOOLIE
LOOOOL oh tit lauryns losing them business
AhahahahahaThey said she would be shaking if she knew
Wouldn’t be surprised if it was Vardy and her many personalities
PLOT FUKIN TWIST ITS CARRONNNN JOOOOLIE
LOOOOL oh tit lauryns losing them business
that’s how she knows when to turn the wifi off and Loz’ thread goes wild
After a convulted investigation we'll be posting here the LaurynHoebag91...They said she would be shaking if she knew
Wouldn’t be surprised if it was Vardy and her many personalities
PLOT FUKIN TWIST ITS CARRONNNN JOOOOLIE
LOOOOL oh tit lauryns losing them business
"It's......... Rebekah Vardy's account"
We can all be Wagatha Christie too, or in this case, Wannabe-Wagathas.
On a slightly different note if Lauryn pops up in London tonight we'll all know she's lying about the car situation. The bleeping lack of tubes is driving me mad.
(This is mainly Mr Fox's fault because he's talking about going about daily life as if the tube is fine. After the fifth time I screamed at him that they're bleeping striking and felt much better
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I dont miss the tube travel, absolutely soul destroying when they don't run esp if you are working.After a convulted investigation we'll be posting here the LaurynHoebag91...
"It's......... Rebekah Vardy's account"
We can all be Wagatha Christie too, or in this case, Wannabe-Wagathas.
On a slightly different note if Lauryn pops up in London tonight we'll all know she's lying about the car situation. The bleeping lack of tubes is driving me mad.
(This is mainly Mr Fox's fault because he's talking about going about daily life as if the tube is fine. After the fifth time I screamed at him that they're bleeping striking and felt much better
Madam has been a bit quiet today, maybe another court day? We shall know this evening whether she is in London 'working' or if she's still not been able to fleece more money from Kyle
Hopefully she choose Grant Hall Jr that would piss Lozza off 
she missed out on Sean Goodman Jr
she missed out on Sean Goodman JrThat poor child of she didHopefully she choose Grant Hall Jr that would piss Lozza off
When did she fat shame her?
My dad would be really upset if I chose to name his grandson after a guy who didn’t want to know him. It really shows she uses him as a meal ticket. No wonder he calls Kairo, Jonathan! I wonder what her Dad thinks about his daughter making his grandson play football instead of playing with planes, I wonder what he thinks to her forcing him to read Spanish books when they are from Brighton. Her dad is a pilot I believe for Virgin Airways, that’s such a better job than being a footballer. Don’t get paid no where near as much but how cool to be a pilot for one of the largest airlines in the world? Something decent to work towards than being told to be your non existent dad by your crazy obsessive mum.
Her dad was probably left in the dark about the name like everyone else, so just picked the first name that came to mind. That and he was blatantly called Kyle before she decided to sell his ‘name’ Jnr to the papers
Don’t know who this is a dig at… however I can confirm it’s baby babble and it’s takes them a while before they can say Elephant… speaking of which no pics of the dog for a while…
On a side note… think he could do with a little bit more water in the bath
On a side note… think he could do with a little bit more water in the bath
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Waiting for the pancakes made out of breastmilk
Who does this remind u of
Who does this remind u of
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Ok…
We’ve discussed it, but wtf is it with the Spanish? WHO IS TEACHING KING SPANISH? WHY DOESN’T SHE KNOW? Why am I so invested is he being taught Spanish so when daddy ‘retires’ from City and then starts inevitably playing for a Spanish team, like they all do, she will take King and follow him? The mind boggles!
He’s actually quite good with his little letter book. Better than my son and he was 2 in September (struggled with glue ear, and just being a lazy git)
We’ve discussed it, but wtf is it with the Spanish? WHO IS TEACHING KING SPANISH? WHY DOESN’T SHE KNOW? Why am I so invested
is he being taught Spanish so when daddy ‘retires’ from City and then starts inevitably playing for a Spanish team, like they all do, she will take King and follow him? The mind boggles!He’s actually quite good with his little letter book. Better than my son and he was 2 in September (struggled with glue ear, and just being a lazy git)
Only a diffuser advert right after her story 
She made an awful comment about Chloe taking longer to lose her baby weight than she did! I’ll try and search for it but it was a screen shotWhen did she fat shame her?
I think it’s really great that she reads on here… the interaction she has with her child is 100% better…..next she may buy him a new coat instead of herself….
Can I just ask, fairly new to this thread, does she state that kairo has taught himself Spanish or am I misunderstanding that?!
Hello there
I think in the highlights on page one she said he reads her books in Spanish every night and she reads an English one
Which is a lie as he can barely speak English
So how is he able to read ?
How does she know what he’s saying ? As she has even confessed she doesn’t understand Spanish
She even went as far to voicenote so her friend could translate
Not even child shaming him it’s fact
Also a few weeks ago maybe even longer someone was speaking Spanish I believe it was her mother Carron Joolie
Other tattlers believed it to be Spanish tv lol
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