Lauryn Goodman #12 The Brighton weasel can’t get no diesel

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Lauryn will be
I agree, and that was with their footballer dads input and resources at their feet. It’s mad her telling a story about her friend travelling around the country in relation to her taking him to his first football training session so can tell she def wants oh he be a footballer like his sperm donor. She just said her mum took her to dancing and gymnastic and look at what a failure she is. So going be Lazy lying Laurens perception of king ‘ Kai’ he will either be a footballer or a big unemployed benefit cheat. It’s mental the other hookers he paid called Kyle ‘ kai’ and she wants to remind everyone she was one of them hence how she knows his nickname albeit the other hookers prob made 200 on total compared to her who will be paid for her ‘ services’ for the next 17 years.
 
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Oooh look everyone I have a finger print recognition door
I assumed it was chloes house lol

That’s so creepy, Kyle, kairo, Kai. It makes me cringe inside so bad I think I’ll turn inside out
 
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She might as well just get him tshirts printed and be done with it
 
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No idea but she is finally ordering him some more trainers for him well splashing out on 2 pairs Nike of course... here is hoping Puma bring out some top on trend trainers and she won’t be able to buy them as she has banned herself
 
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No idea but she is finally ordering him some more trainers for him well splashing out on 2 pairs Nike of course... here is hoping Puma bring out some top on trend trainers and she won’t be able to buy them as she has banned herself
I’m actually hoping his new sponsor is Nike as she’ll suddenly have to switch brands and will make herself look so foolish too
 
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What's she like lying in bed thinking she looks all seductive, she looks like a complete fanny, oh I need advice on my son as he is really rough with Isa and he is very strong, fuck off Lauryn ya absolute beg
 
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What's she like lying in bed thinking she looks all seductive, she looks like a complete fanny, oh I need advice on my son as he is really rough with Isa and he is very strong, fuck off Lauryn ya absolute beg
notice no bra straps then bra straps. So bloody cringe. She act must think of what she can do but she is a scruff and those lips are dreadful. All she ever does is moan about that wee boy. The only positive things she says about him is things she wants ppl to think he inherited off Kyle. Like fast running, love off football, love of lions hahaha he’s his dads double in her opinion. I hope for his sake he doesn’t start looking like his mum not just coz she ugly but coz can only imagine what she be like with her last weapon. She only says that for Annie’s benefit. We all know how kids change all the time.
 
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Just seen a picture of Josh Bardsley and Amelia Goodman on his Instagram
He lives in Alderley Edge area doesn’t he… Amelia is probs with him so LaurYn doesn’t look like a psycho stalker when she rocks up in Cheshire again and she can claim its because Amelia lives up there now or something
 
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Actually embarrassing the way all three of the ugly sisters chase after footballers/sportsman they have no dignity or respect for themselves. Sad af
 
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Actually embarrassing the way all three of the ugly sisters chase after footballers/sportsman they have no dignity or respect for themselves. Sad af
Is josh a footballer? I thought he was just related to Tanya
 
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