Lauryn Goodman #12 The Brighton weasel can’t get no diesel

[Jolie1988]

She's posted a swipe up for wool socks, what a time to be alive, just as well we have minus z list slebs like Lauryn to show us what we might need for winter, rubbing her slapper hands together hoping for a click to earn 15p what a f#cking beg she is.

 

[layla_j]

That's LaurEn down a thousand followers. People can't be bothered with her crap content and trying to profit of them. Don't think she realises the majority of people following are there to laugh at the desperate nonsense she puts up, not buy socks. Never see a mention of her flop of a website either. Chloe and Amelia are dropping followers too.

 

[PenelopePitstop]

She's posted a swipe up for wool socks, what a time to be alive, just as well we have minus z list slebs like Lauryn to show us what we might need for winter, rubbing her slapper hands together hoping for a click to earn 15p what a f#cking beg she is.

Pot... Kettle... anyone this made me laugh.... and agree with @MrsDon1 he only has 2 pair of trainers.... not sure if anyone saw the clip with K throwing the blanket on the dog and it growled... you can see it’s waiting to be fed

 

[Jolie1988]

Her stories though the last 2. If there was ever tone deafness defined, its her. Posting a story about baby loss and the next story a pic of a pregnancy test with her tatty bangles with a swipe up to buy . Just reads to me, sorry if you have lost a baby, however, here's some shite plastic wrist tat to help you have another one. Just howl at the moon to charge it. The most insincere c*nt there is

 

[Matterbaby]

She posted twice that she was removing a feeding or dummy post from her wall but she still hasn’t deleted it. How embarrassing lol

 

[PenelopePitstop]

Amelia posted this up whoever said about the likeness of her and Michael Jackson

 

[Jolie1988]

Amelia posted this up whoever said about the likeness of her and Michael Jackson

The likeness is uncanny

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

Had Amelia had a nose job or is that a hideous filter?

 

[Folklikeme]

Complaining about taking Kairo to football.. when really shes pushing him into it. He's a toddler doubt he begging to go to football...

 

[Tumbleweed]

Must take after his daddy !

 

[Rose94]

You just KNOW she makes a point of making sure everyone knows he’s Kyle walkers son when she’s at football
“Oh he takes after his dad KYLE WALKER”
“He’s a fast runner like his dad KYLE WALKER”
“He will be a professional in 15 years like his dad KYLE WALKER”

 

[Rbegum1989]

Forcing him to play football not all kids take after their parents especially a dad you never met feel sorry for him when his older

 

[Clevjahev23]

Going on like her weekends are taken up with taking Kairo to football - he’s 1!! He’d just as happily sit at home eating dirt in the garden. Always having to link him as a footballer just like his dad.

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

Forcing him to play football not all kids take after their parents especially a dad you never met feel sorry for him when his older

How hideous for him as well if he never sees his dad and Lauren pushes this “just like his dad” narrative.
Lauren needs to stfu.

 

[Jolie1988]

This will be a desperate attempt to get in the daily mails sidebar if shame. As none of them have had a story for a while, let's face it no one is that interested in the Goodman begs. Lauryn is just good for a but of a laugh and a cringe, even Amelia posting that story about Michael Jackson, she's on holiday in Dubai and she wants to be talked about. Im sure she must be having an amazing time . She's boring and boring to look at

 

[Rose94]

Lauryn will be after kairo making it big time so he can fund her lifestyle once Kyle doesn’t have to pay her, she will also be desperate for a story being run about how she was a single mum, raised him completely alone and all his success is down to her

 

[Blairr]

Oooh look everyone I have a finger print recognition door

 

[Jolie1988]

Oooh look everyone I have a finger print recognition door

Oh course, she's the mother of Kyle Walkers son, she's such a sad act. She videos herself in her car all the time now, the woman who couldn't even get a food shop because she had no car

 

[19jamz89]

It’s ashame she setting her meal ticket up for disappointment. Lots of parents take their kids to clubs every day for them to learn, enjoy it and socialise. Her soul purpose is hoping he make it as big time footballer. He’s 1 and clueless. Do all teachers kids become teachers and do murderers kids become murderers NO. She is so desperate. Can tell shes dying to show glimpses of Kyle and Annie’s 3rd house purchase. I wish she stop speaking to him in an accent too, trying to push the Jamaican descent I take it. Clown

 

[Jolie1988]

You very rarely see offspring with the same sporting talent as their parent. Look at the beckham kids and the amount of money they have thrown at trying make them into successes, football, tennis, photography etc. Mediocre at best, they would be much better off studying something they are passionate about, something they can learn and do well at academically as you are either born with a natural talent or not. The walker child is only 1 and she's making a big deal of taking him to football, she's an absolute clown. I still can't understand how someone like her who has 1 child, living with her mum, no job (do aff link swipe ups count? ) and doesn't do anything at all to better herself. She may not be rolling in it with maintenance, however she could study even an open uni course part time and be finished whilst her son is still young and earn her own money, set an example to him, honestly she is so lazy and entitled it beggars belief