Lauryn Goodman #11 anything negative or truthful she blocks, swipe up to see kairos socks
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Must have been an absolute flopSo ill that she has posted twice, one to say she has it and second to show she is ill but still pumping
Funnily enough when I’m genuinely poorly I’m not on my phone and certainly not posting on social media.
Norovirus Lauryn? Don’t you mean you’re feeling sick because of the Kyle and Annie loved up post and because your website is tumbleweed in terms of subscribers and forum content
Guys let’s be mindful that Little Lozs’ bestie Big Loz had recently had a baby and she is experiencing issues with the latch when trying to BF probably due to her front on nipples. Little Loz has probably dedicated herself to personally guiding Big Loz through the exclusive pumping journey and as she can’t depend on Coco Melon to mind Kairo these days she’s finding herself short on time. Don’t worry there’ll be a flurry of stories soon, she just needs a good hormonal shift and we’re in for a treat. 
Makes a change from Kairo being sick. That said, how the hell do you catch norovirus from sitting in your mams spare room pumping and stalking all day 
There's a pic on Ok and her nipple is definitely not front on, it looks like it's making a bid for freedom via her armpitGuys let’s be mindful that Little Lozs’ bestie Big Loz had recently had a baby and she is experiencing issues with the latch when trying to BF probably due to her front on nipples. Little Loz has probably dedicated herself to personally guiding Big Loz through the exclusive pumping journey and as she can’t depend on Coco Melon to mind Kairo these days she’s finding herself short on time. Don’t worry there’ll be a flurry of stories soon, she just needs a good hormonal shift and we’re in for a treat.
Sorry to sound dumb but is norovirus a real thing or has she made that up low-key confused lmao
Yer, it’s normally known as ‘The Winter Bug’ it’s come around early this year. I think I had it at the end of last week
Like @SATCGOSS said, she’s probably sick from seeing the photos of Annie and Kyle
Nope no nursery for king peanut aka junior
somehow stuck at home having nutritional breast milk and always sick sick sick.
Guys let’s be mindful that Little Lozs’ bestie Big Loz had recently had a baby and she is experiencing issues with the latch when trying to BF probably due to her front on nipples. Little Loz has probably dedicated herself to personally guiding Big Loz through the exclusive pumping journey and as she can’t depend on Coco Melon to mind Kairo these days she’s finding herself short on time. Don’t worry there’ll be a flurry of stories soon, she just needs a good hormonal shift and we’re in for a treat.
how Big Loz didn’t call Lil Loz the elite pumper is beyond me.I once saw lil loz on Maria Fowler’s comments saying to ‘dm’ her for advice on the milkssss
Suprised shes not got kyle to pay for him to go to nursery already
Kairo couldn’t possibly go to nursery, didn’t you know he’s Kyle Walkers son and has a bigger following than him it just wouldn’t be safe there would be paps outside the nursery
Itll just be an attention seeking ploy so kyle gets in touch
Kyle is more likely to contact me at this point to discuss my thoughts on ice cream or something equally flimsy. She can't grasp he doesn't want her.
So where has she caught this illness from?
I know it’s not what I’m meant to take from the story but that’s a seriously bad couch!
IMO She is totally making this up and is not ill except for a minor cold!
I believe Chloe and Isla had it so Lauryn is pretending to have it just for content and sympathy. Her stories show her talking a bit ‘breathy’ until she forgets and talks normal then remembers and starts breathing/sighing loudly again (much like people phoning in sick for work when they are faking it).
I mean she’s posting links about Cocomelon and swipe ups, that is not behaviour of someone who says she is that
Wonder how long she’d take to delete a negative comment right now
seconds I reckon but sooo poorly
I believe Chloe and Isla had it so Lauryn is pretending to have it just for content and sympathy. Her stories show her talking a bit ‘breathy’ until she forgets and talks normal then remembers and starts breathing/sighing loudly again (much like people phoning in sick for work when they are faking it).
I mean she’s posting links about Cocomelon and swipe ups, that is not behaviour of someone who says she is that
Wonder how long she’d take to delete a negative comment right now
seconds I reckon but sooo poorly Attachments
“Messages about the blanket i’m lying on is Kairos, will pop link in swipe up” oh ffs, like hell anyone is asking you about a basic grey fluffy blanket. She’s a weirdoIMO She is totally making this up and is not ill except for a minor cold!
I believe Chloe and Isla had it so Lauryn is pretending to have it just for content and sympathy. Her stories show her talking a bit ‘breathy’ until she forgets and talks normal then remembers and starts breathing/sighing loudly again (much like people phoning in sick for work when they are faking it).
I mean she’s posting links about Cocomelon and swipe ups, that is not behaviour of someone who says she is that
Wonder how long she’d take to delete a negative comment right now
She could do with spending less time on her phone and giving her house a good clean 
instead of spending 4 hours a day pumping make your child healthy food to build his immune system because that child is always sick, not normal for a child that age who isn't mixing constantly with other kids and supposedly living off breastmilk.
As for saying norovirus - wouldn't be surprised it's covid she has got again but she will never admit it. My friend spent 2 full weeks vomiting her guts up with it
instead of spending 4 hours a day pumping make your child healthy food to build his immune system because that child is always sick, not normal for a child that age who isn't mixing constantly with other kids and supposedly living off breastmilk.As for saying norovirus - wouldn't be surprised it's covid she has got again but she will never admit it. My friend spent 2 full weeks vomiting her guts up with it
She really is!!“Messages about the blanket i’m lying on is Kairos, will pop link in swipe up” oh ffs, like hell anyone is asking you about a basic grey fluffy blanket. She’s a weirdo
Could see her suffering from either Muchausen or Muchausen-by-proxy. I know all zzzzzz list ‘fame bleep’ people look for attention but the levels Lauryn has stooped to in the last year are somehow more sinister than the norm to the point where it’s worrying about what she is capable of doing.
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