Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

[NotAgain?]

Checking in for the big BYG day ✅️ I've got my scrunchie on my wrist and I'm wearing some flappy black, jersey flares and a stretchy top in support of our bewful bad gel.

I'm off to get some highlights so I'll have plenty of time to watch the tabloids and here for updates.

 

[Donzo73]

She will be no doubt going on Ozempic and pretending she lost weight by training at gym

 

[WordSalad]

OMG hold the front page. Neanderthal Nellie uses a preposition. Can't wait TO show you. Must be avin gramer lesuns so she can ome skool l'il Lahaircut.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

So she’s coming off social media. Does that mean she’s coming off OFs??
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She’s already been tainted with the cyanide brush and I’m 100% certain that cost her so much lost revenue. This new court case will tarnish her even more. Who wants to be associated with this dodgy piece of shit. This sort of publicity is bad news for her. No wonder why she’s shitting bricks.

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

It’s a very ugly rug. I wonder if she’ll keep it there or just post it for ad revenue and then bin it where it belongs. That rug does not suit that house.

It’s fucking hideous. No way would anyone, even her, choose to have that in their home. It reminds me of what appears in my eye when I get a migraine!

 

[NinaStar90]

Shouldn't matter if she can't go to the gym. She has an exercise bike AND her own exercise DVD that she claimed help her lose loads a decade ago!

 

[Ohflip]

She'll fall back on the usual trick of women like her. Break down in tears as soon as she's asked a question she can't answer in the hope the judge will say, 'Oh you poor yung gel! Don't you worry your pretty head about this silly business. Off you go and and photoshop some pictures of yourself in a swimming costume. OK, babes?'

 

[A-Soul]

Lauren Goodger buries her head in her hands during tense phone call

The TOWIE star, 37, appeared in court last week after she was charged with being paid to promote risky investments on Instagram.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Scrunchies assemble!

Do we reckon Lozza mistook her appearance in court for a badminton court?

 

[Clickbait]

My best friend had serious issues with her coccyx for yeeeeeeears (I believe the coccyx is the bottom of spine, top of butt area...? Please correct if wrong!) She was advised to have surgery by actual real life certified doctors and surgeons but the recovery was months of lying down, face down and so she put surgery off for years and suffered the pain (mostly cos she couldn't afford that time off work as she's self employed. Also the boredom of being face planted for 12+ weeks)
Why the actual fudge do young girls put themselves through the horrific pain of BBL surgery, pay money to mega dodgy "surgeons" el Turks, suffer the gross recovery only to hate the results and later find out big booties aren't quite "in season" this Summer!!! MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!!!!!??!?

BYG would have no issue lying down doing nothing for weeks on end. It would be no different from her usual existence!

I think at one point she was trying to model herself on the Kardashians, without realising how much money they have to throw at surgical enhancement and corrections. Champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget. It’s like all the people wanting Turkey teef who get their perfectly healthy teeth whittled down to point stumps and then are committed to having costly dental work for the rest of their lives.

 

[Pisspotshow]

Angry Lauren Goodger hits back over 'unflattering' gym gear snaps

LAUREN Goodger has angrily hit back over some ‘unflattering’ gym gear snaps, telling pals: ‘I’m not fat!’ Towie legend Lauren, 37, was pictured stepping in out Essex w…

www.thesun.co.uk

The Delulu is strong with this one

Definitely not fat.
Just pleasantly huge!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Anixtey and or Anxitey is back.
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Always in her own!! Probably cause she barred 0.5 from coming to hospital so then she can then boast about being on her own.

also trying to make out LaHospital is never I’ll but she’s always ill cause fatty is always moaning about how she is always ill and had the worst night ever.
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She chose to have this child. She should stop moaning about having this child

 

[mchops]

So ITV now don’t care about people on their shows doing OF then? That rule lasted long

If someone posts on only fans and nobody sees it , probably doesn't count.

 

[AimlessShameless]

So she managed a video link rather than be seen in the flesh.
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Next court visit will be in July

 

[Jujujulia95]

And to think she promoted this investment scheme AFTER she was caught willing to promote cyanide... and now she's STILL promoting apps that scam people! Just straight out lying with those fake messages she's received saying how amazing it is

 

[NinaStar90]

She probably paid them to have her back on (4 microwaves and one unused mirror).

 

[Moderator]

Maybe now she's been charged it's time to put her in influencers?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

That rug company are probably like phew it’s gone.

 

[Norfolking Good]

The irony is is she didn’t photoshop herself to a size 8 this wouldn’t even be news but because she thinks the rest of the general public are idiots she thinks it is some international conspiracy. Lozza you’re a big gal, just own it or lose weight, I don’t care but no one with any modicum of eyesight thinks you’re a bewful soft size 8 because we aren’t as stupid as you are.

 

[NotAgain?]

She has now referred to "something I can't understand" "things I'll never understand" a few times over her last two 'writing' posts. I really think this is her defence to the FCA charge, so she's getting in and building the narrative that she's just innocent and confused.

I mean it's probably true that she didn't understand it, but it's not a plausible defence. Unless she does actually have learning difficulties but then that will come out in court and she won't want that known (its not shameful but 'her image'). She's between a rock and a hard place, really.

Edit: Just saw your post @mchops

 

[WordSalad]

Did he persuade her to drop all the charges and then drop the bomb he’s got a GF ?? Imagine that. She would be spewing!!
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He must defo have shit on her or she just made all this stuff up
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Charlie’s new GF got Charlie and her dream job as a beauty salon owner.

Good for her being a salon owner but Charlie isn't much of a prize. He's probably living off her.