Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

[CheekyVimto99]

The side profile gets me every time

Why is her forehead shaped like a Klingon?

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Christ I'm cringing for her. The 'acting skills' are straight out of a My Guy photostory (showing my age). SURELY there are better ways to earn a living

 

[Sunnydaze101]

13th June is court day.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Promoting young girls to join the porn web cam again. Lauren would you encourage LaRose to do this????????? Why encourage other mums daughters to do this then??

 

[Pisspotshow]

Christmas tree all over again… she has a luxurious car that she gets cleaned every other week, why doesn’t she step foot into it and drive to a shop and get blinds herself instead of begging? Is she that cheap and desperate for handouts?

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Apart from showing her tits off at every opportunity on filtered to fuck pictures, can this oaf do anything but scrounge and grift?
Get off your humongous arse you sod and get a real job and pay your way you great lazy sloth!

The only one being let down massively her is your daughter!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She’s turned off all comments on her posts. Imagine if some of her followers were actually stupid enough to take these dodgy investments.

 

[mchops]

She never sticks at anything because she is as thick as pig shit. Everything is a fad. She can't not be a mother. She took no care of those 2 puppies, gone in weeks. She's a fucking simpleton.

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

I'm late to the party, but I had a few cheeky vinos last night so decided to watch BYG in her 'triumphant' return to TOWIE. Jesus wept, she makes the late Jade Goody look like Einstein. Couldn't even be arsed to male her houseguest a cup of tea (in fact, she made him make her one), the complete lack of emotion from her when talking about Lorena to Amy Childs. Now, I'm a fat fuck but I am realistic, but she looks so bloody peculiar and massive. I mean, it's up there with Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox hosting the Brits..

 

[Emmie81]

Has she just posted 2 different boats within hours of one another ?

Talk about rivalling the titanic for the quickest sinking tragedy

*still a cunt

 

[fuelledonmagicstars]

I have a friend who does exactly this when her kid is ill. Posts about it on social media, poor kid, at GP, at A&E, thanks for all your messages, he’s doing better/being sick/still poorly etc etc. But within the same breath is also posting, he’s so strong, he’s so happy, he just brushes it off, he’s never ill, he’s eating and laughing….but also I’m so worried, hate seeing my kid sick, I haven’t slept….
Wait?!?! Which fucking one is it?! Is the kid sick a lot or no? Are they happy and not fussed about being sick? If so, why are you so worried (for a cold/chicken pox). Lauren is exactly the same. Even if I liked Lauren, I can’t work out what she wants me to feel for her?! Is Lamymum’sasexworker really ill so you’re very concerned or she’s happy and doing well and elfy and never sick?! WHICH ONE IS IT

 

[Jujujulia95]

The moment I knew Lauren’s “friend” who phoned up The Sun to restore her image was actually Lauren herself:

"She called me and said, ‘I know I’m not fat, I’m a normal woman and don’t look like I do in those pictures in real life.’

"At the end of the day, the average size of a woman in the UK is a size 16 and Lauren loves her curves.

"Her weight has been a public obsession for 12 years and she’s bored of it now. She thinks people need to get over it.

"She feels like a lot of photographers go out of their way to take the worst pictures from angles that make her look bad.

"Lauren goes to the gym several times a week, but it’s for her mental health, not to lose weight. She’s not interested in a number on a scale and her days of crash dieting are over.

"She’s a mum now and wants to be happy and healthy for her daughter Larose.”

Also, she’s just going to say she has anxiety and can’t attend the hearing because of mental , end of, right? And Towie’s perfectly OK with her doing OF and having advertised cyanide, they’re not going to care.

 

[Anna666]

Unless Im mistaken, and I'm not qualified in the medical field, as our BIGGG lozzz is, with her regular professional advice, on using tanning beds to deter cancer, not wearing poisonous sunscreen, she probably uses high grade cooking oil, sunflower would be more in keeping with the healthier choice .... avoids eating Maci`ds, preferring those big family buckets at KFC instead, a much healthier option in lozza world ` of course `..... ` chikun iz ellffy ... init babez ` and despite being 98% plastic, she doesn't put any crap into her face/body ..... surely if a child so young has a temp of ` over 39 ` it should be straight to A & E .... this is something ` Dr mother earth ` should already know, seeing as she has so much medical knowledge, Dr Insta isn't that safe in these circumstance, but then again ` she's so private, she rarely posts shit on SM for the pity vote ` .... poor liddle widdle BIGGGG ` speacial ` BYG

 

[Pom Bear]

Lol love it thanks

Bloody brilliant!

Thank you both very much xxxx.

I tried to get this pic right but gave up in the end after several attempts. I won't waste it so still add it on here to make people smile even though I never finished it as struggled getting the hair and face shape how I wanted lol xxx...

 

[Jujujulia95]

And this is the difference from HER video to HER photo! It's an entirely different face, imagine the amount of tuning she does on other pics when this is the lenghths she goes to for a simple IG story

 

[Rachy24881]

Her boat race is getting that big, she’s reminding me of a Thomas The Tank character

 

[Lottiew1]

Feel sorry for BYG really, she’s had 2 begging posts on Insta for over 2 hours now, and no one on tattle has mentioned them. she’s fading into obscurity!

She's disgraceful do it yourself you fat lazy bitch!

 

[Jujujulia95]

Maybe she actually does pay? I remember when she would have those guys in every other week cleaning her car, we were all convinced that she gets it done for free in return for posting them on her stories. Turns out, someone on here knew one of the guys and not only did she pay them in full, but she also brought them a snack out consisting of a boiled, unpeeled egg and a piece of bread on a plate if I remember correctly.

 

[Notredamn]

Right so she’s up on charges of being a conwoman, in layman’s terms, and she’s taken a break from her social media- only to use it to scam yet more people. She’s not ok

 

[Clickbait]

Not sure how big gel could be in a position to get anyone in authority to blacklist anyone. She’s up in court soon, she’s semi-illiterate and is a Billy No Mates. She can’t even keep an agent and she pays them.

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

Jesus you don’t realise how aging all this filler and Botox is until you see that bunch of cretins in one place. They all look good for someone twice their age

I am a disgusting human being but I would climb Scotty T like a tree