Pesky Tarian
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Day in court : sponsored by Shein.
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hayleybaby
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BYG has unlocked a new face since her joining towie. Lauren you’re only embarrassing yourself love. My 9 year old could do a better photo shop job ….
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Time to watch 'tele'? Not a chance...........
She's TOOOOOOO tired after swimming 7345 laps in the pool in 3 mins after doing 645372 squats at the 'Jim'.
She's TOOOOOOO busy taking the many pics for her Only Flaps account and answering the multitude of personal messages/requests she's getting on her 80% off OF account.
She's TOOOOOOO engrossed organising the production line of smearing her size 6 knicks with tuna brine before handing them to LaTrose to mail them.
She's TOOOOOOO exhausted after working so hard filming the many scenes for Towie and deciding which jacket she should wear to hide her size.
And finally she's definitely TOOOOOOOOOOOOO wrapped up at being a full time mum, on her own 24/7 with no help from anyone, as she never gets time to do anything for herself, let alone go anywhere, or God forbid watch 'tele'!
Wow it is a new low when a 37 yr old woman can't spell telly, (or even tellie!) Yet has considered home schooling her 'bubba'.
hayleybaby
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BYG is so predictable, if in doubt wheel LaGypsyRose out to a&e for clout.
Jujujulia95
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Also, me, thinking about dinner 
Sunnydaze101
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I think people will stay well clear of her if she drops the soap in prison.
behindthesofa
Chatty Member
I don't understand how you can look in the (unused - clearly) mirror and think that ensemble looks good. Cue the whinging 'mental 'elf' video complaining about rat paps and their wind machines.OMG DM done her dirtyhas she not paid them for the last lot of filtered photos? She actually looks like she doesn’t know they’re there this time
Norfolking Good
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Those pesky paps and their wind machines! She really needs to embrace the flab and stop pretending she is 6st lighter than she really is
Piff paff puff
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God I hate telly, the thought of all of that intrusive noise in every room gives me major anxiety
Poor little overstimulated lasquareeyes having to listen to and watch rubbish all day and night.
No books as lozz can't read so bedtime story tonight is.....(big lip smack) Nuvva Tele bubba gel, you get from supamarkit, watch baffa ward winna mamma towie, big massive cinma wotch bewful Yung gel ( inderpendint best housewife muvva gym gel).
That kid will end up as dumb and brainwashed wiv Tele and internet just like muvva
Pom Bear
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Looool I remember making this years ago on here , I only added the skeleton lol, I thought I added the OMG but nope that's the real title
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Eureka
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Here we go. It'll be wall to wall grieving mother posts until the court case.
Jujujulia95
Chatty Member
If you’re this bewful ‘n soff you can’t possibly be expected to order, pay and install blinds?! She’s only human gels, begging for walk in closets, landscapers, blow dries, cleaners, media walls… when would she have time to go on Amazon?
Sunnydaze101
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TOWIE scene from twitter. Check out her side profile 
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She can’t claim she’s not fat!!
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She can’t claim she’s not fat!!
Emmie81
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Im conflicted … I want her to do a bit of bird so that realises, she’s public scum… maybe just a 4 week stint.
but then she must have 12 months community service in Brentwood, wearing an orange boiler suit cleaning chewing gum up from the pavements, scrubbing public toilets, and white spiriting walls that have graffiti on them
but then she must have 12 months community service in Brentwood, wearing an orange boiler suit cleaning chewing gum up from the pavements, scrubbing public toilets, and white spiriting walls that have graffiti on them
Anna666
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Lauren Goodger rocks skintight black gym wear
The reality star, 37, showed off her curves in skintight black sportswear as she hit the gym in Essex on Sunday.
Wow ... wow aaaaand WOW!
She really does live her life in delusion, her own fantasy bubble 
Rita Chevrolet
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OMG I thought there had been some huge accident on that floor, not some hideous rug thing!!!!
troutpout69
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What in the name of fuckery is this? It looks like an ice rink with cracks in it!
Whatever happens in this court case, it has to be the impetus for her to change her life. I've always said, especially after the baby's death, that she needs to come of all social media, only fans, move somewhere remote, get a normal job, and bring her daughter up properly.
Towie have just used her but she's too thick to see it.
I bet she loses weight in the next few weeks - you heard it here first
Towie have just used her but she's too thick to see it.
I bet she loses weight in the next few weeks - you heard it here first
Snowfairy08
Chatty Member
OMG DM done her dirty has she not paid them for the last lot of filtered photos? She actually looks like she doesn’t know they’re there this time
has she not paid them for the last lot of filtered photos? She actually looks like she doesn’t know they’re there this time