100% agree with u with the one
heehee Used to love My Guy (teenage mag for those who weren't a teenager in the 80s heehee)Christ I'm cringing for her. The 'acting skills' are straight out of a My Guy photostory (showing my age). SURELY there are better ways to earn a living
Pom you're the best x
She Baffa award winning Towie legend, make comeback, have famous footballers in DMs, you got money pay for only flange? Me show you for cash
God her face in the 3rd and 4th pics. She looks like a burned barbie doll!
I know right, the teeny tiny armLook at her arm !!!
I didn’t realise our Lozza was a contortionist.
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk & off she went to the circus …
is your username the next name of Lozza and Chazs next child? 
I'm hurting because I'm laughing so hard about your planet of th the apes comment.. It's killing me!The best thing she can do for her health is to remove those bags of plastic inside her body
I don't think anything she does health wise will make any difference until then.
The facial injections have to stop. No long term information on the effects of all of those she's had done for the last couple of decades? Yikes!
Sunbeds?! She's asking for skin cancer
She needs to address her unhealthy food addiction that is regularly making her ill.
She's in the peri menopause decade of her life and most likely feeling the effects with constant exhaustion. It will get much worse. The absolute worst thing you can do is not address health and lifestyle issues as you go into the middle years of life.
But she doesn't have the mental capacity to understand all of this or care until it's too late and when she does care it's only because a scumbag, sink wanking ex has got a new girlfriend. Her reaction is to film herself (her humongous arse) and lip smack n front of the gym mirror
If they ever do a new planet of the apes film she's in luck.
what the hell is active rest??
I think she had her eyebrows tattooed like that so she’s stuck with them lol
Buying clothes that fit would be a step in the right direction but fuck me… and this is after a week of salads and non stop exercise?!Hellsbellsxxx.
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Be catching up later Love Pom
It’s certainly vile but it looks 100 times worse in her sloth pit! I always feel she’d be more at home in a pig stye on a farm!
Those trainers are for females with no calves. And her fake ones and her calves are just cringe.The ‘Balenciaga’ trainers
She does, yes.I had 3 kids under 5 at one stage, and at least one of them had some sort of virus at any given time thanks to school and playgroup. The joy was when all 3 had it at the same time then I got it. I remember being permanently unwell from cough/colds at that stage and thinking we needed shares in the company that made Calpol! Does she think she's the other mother ever whose kids get viral infections
Big Loz is certainly no Sharon Stone though!Bit of a Sharon Stone moment you mean?
David Lloyd will be a status thing. It’s been a while since I’ve lived in Essex and I don’t if it’s a thing now. I was a member because that’s what everyone did; it’s a bit of a scene. I wasn’t a fan; not friendly, cliquey and massively overpriced. I think one month with membership, PT and the masses of extras you pay for, it came to nearly a grand for both of us. Pathetic as we didn’t even really bother with the gym at the point, I was Lauren in the mirrorAbsolutely. You can't out train a bad diet (I know - I've tried
David Lloyd membership is not cheap by any stretch of the imagination - our local one is mind blowingly expensive compared to some of the mid range and budget ones.
It used to have a real strangle hold on the area before things like Pure. Pure and the like were only for the proper gym heads who could get away going there instead of DL because they took training seriously. Lessons were learned regarding boys from Brentwood during this period. I hope the same for Lauren one day 
