Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

[Piff paff puff]

I had a look at the London Rug Company's website and its owned by super-chav Dawn Ward, with rugs on there endorsed by the likes of Holly Hagan

Surely they must have bulk bought them at a knock down price from carpet shops that couldn't sell them

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

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Look at her arm !!!
I didn’t realise our Lozza was a contortionist.
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk & off she went to the circus …

 

[troutpout69]

She thinks she’s soft pretty sexy

Instead she looks hard and butch!

 

[troutpout69]

Either way she looks like that wicked character from beauty and the beast? I think that’s the one. I thought her endgame was to get more OF pervs to join up, why would they join something that’s so unattractive like this.

Cos of the weirdos who have pregnancy fetishes I reckon!

 

[Ratgrrl]

This bitch and her kid are always ill.How can she lie and say they're never ill.Also how is she banging a rented house about,making media walls and shit?

 

[Eureka]

I'm surprised she hasn't gone down the Ozempic/Wegovy route to lose weight.

She probably would if she could get some for free.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Poor Larose/Labristow/LaOrse/La’Arg..
It’s nothing personal but her name really and truly is the gift that has been giving and will continue to do so. Lashame!
All the different variations are threaded through the very fabric of these Lozza posts!

I know!!! Her daft mum loves herself so much she had to give her that harsh sounding name!! So selfish. Couldn’t even name her a pretty name as a parent.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She’s out and about today

Guys I hate to say this, but she’s not actually that big IRL. Her BBL is ridiculous, very obviously fake. But the rest of her is average, I’d say a size 12/14 maybe.
Her lips do look really awful though, almost saggy.

But she acts like she’s a size 8. She looks like a ball becuSe of her arse and tits. The rest don’t even show.
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David Chigwell seems to be the only place she’s ever been near a pool these last few years. She must be fuming she can’t get fifted a trip overseas. LaNopassport probably hasn’t even seen a plane and is nearly four/five??

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She just started following some company CD blinds. So they were prob the idiots who called to help. What idiots !!

 

[Hobgoblin]

Oh yes I hear you. I down branded gym a few years ago - if DL was Waitrose I'm now at Tescos I could go cheaper but I'm a sucker for a pool and steam room.

Tbf to Loz if Larose is with 0.5 every weekend a club membership is a good option - something to do other than Toby carvery

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

On the box talent

she was on the box for 10 mins max on the latest series of TOWIE. And as for talent….

 

[mchops]

The fca do not give too shits. This is financial fraud. This is the remit. Even byg with bubbas don't get off easy .

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She looks massive when she accidentally scrolls down. She’s a real ball at the minute. Licherally

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Yasmin’s turned up

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So have a few of others. No wild pics of soft pretty BYG yet

 

[Jujujulia95]

 

[Snowfairy08]

Lauren Goodger does not have powerful people putting others on government watch lists, cast spells or any such nonsense
Can we not just stick to facts based on reality- there are more than enough to form a dislike for the gel.

looking at other posts by this poster it seems there may be a personal vendetta going on

 

[Piff paff puff]

Beautiful Lozzlish. Any interpreters on here that can help me out today? Thank you
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Lozza the sloff lifestyle sponsored by Instagram
No wunda always ill neva duz anyfink just pump up Lipz n get fake barnet.

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

She's got arms like Biffa Bacon's mum out of Viz.
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Pansy Potter Strong Man’s Daughter
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Lozza's idea of medical care is 20 silk cut, an hour on the sunbed and a litre of lambrusco, followed by a Greggs.

sounds delightful where do I sign up?

 

[geordiegirl]

I'm amazed shes got this on her grid...

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I’ve not been on her insta in ages but it looks like she’s deleted most of her photos, the OF link in her bio and any references to OF in her photos. Was that for towie or the upcoming court case do you think?

Yeah she removed the link a little while back but still does the odd IG story promoting the link... god knows why like

 

[Lottiew1]

Just caught up on Sundays episode what a state she is! Her big come back is a wet fart! She's had about 20mins screen time!

Can't believe they keep getting the 2 loz's mixed up