Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

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Anna666

Unless Im mistaken, and I'm not qualified in the medical field, as our BIGGG lozzz is, with her regular professional advice, on using tanning beds to deter cancer, not wearing poisonous sunscreen, she probably uses high grade cooking oil, sunflower would be more in keeping with the healthier choice .... avoids eating Maci`ds, preferring those big family buckets at KFC instead, a much healthier option in lozza world ` of course `..... ` chikun iz ellffy ... init babez ` and despite being 98% plastic, she doesn't put any crap into her face/body ..... surely if a child so young has a temp of ` over 39 ` it should be straight to A & E .... this is something ` Dr mother earth ` should already know, seeing as she has so much medical knowledge, Dr Insta isn't that safe in these circumstance, but then again ` she's so private, she rarely posts shit on SM for the pity vote ` .... poor liddle widdle BIGGGG ` speacial ` BYG
 
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CocoLoco2

Even in her prime she was never very pretty!
 
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Chi4

GalGal said:
With the only fans i just don’t know why anyone would pay to look at her bits. Thought the same when I heard Kerry katona was doing it. They go on about having the last laugh but it cheapens them (and they weren’t expensive to begin with).
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Deffo not fortnum and masons ! More Kwick save vibes
 
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Phil Anne Throw Pee

Lozza's idea of medical care is 20 silk cut, an hour on the sunbed and a litre of lambrusco, followed by a Greggs.
 
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Bored2021

I know Lauren has sisters. Do they all work and have jobs, family etc? She never mentions them other than on birthdays by posting a years old photo of her with them otherwise they don't seem involved in her life much....
 
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Notredamn

That girl is always sickly according to Loz. She will be wanting one of her holisticbollocks followers to send her some crystal infused water or something for poor LagypseyRose
 
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Chi4

What is BYG going to do when Lala goes to school. Hence the home school rubbish !
 
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ohcomeon99

Bored2021 said:
I know Lauren has sisters. Do they all work and have jobs, family etc? She never mentions them other than on birthdays by posting a years old photo of her with them otherwise they don't seem involved in her life much....
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Ah yes, Nicola and Rhiannon (I think) Tried to make them like the Sims I guess but didn’t work as they all have shit personalities and are dickheads. Nicola and Lauren fell out due to “the pressures of fame” but think they are mates again
 
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Pom Bear

I'm very flattered to see it in your post thank you xxxx and it's great how much it made you laugh and myself seeing it again lol xxxx.

So according to Loz's essay... LaBristow is...."she full of beans" x



 
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