Lauren Goodger #83 Free zoo trips for the exposure, someone put silverback Loz back in her enclosure! 🦍

[geordiegirl]

BYGs spelling and grammar on point as usual

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‘Miss be exhausted’
‘Love you more than world’

 

[Pom Bear]

She's already got the wonky Big Ben photo though

Loool I forgot on those xx.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Remember when her mate Jacqueline hooked up with Charlie, fatty and moleman sent around memes with young men and ugly females with quotes like “nothing says true love when u need a place to stay”. Well I guess Jacqueline can now go and post these memes back at her.

 

[Pom Bear]

Play Big headed Big Loz,'s, Big Olive's Bingo on Bigo x

Love to all the scrunchies battling through issues today, I'm making a wish that BFL gets caught in the wild somewhere so that we have lots to talk about (and to give the amazing @Pom Bear even more material for her creations)

Thank you xx.
Big hugs and love to the lovely scrunchies on here from Pom xxx

 

[Kilo005]

She’s put #loveconquersall is it love when he cheats on you with bisto, allegedly knocks you about, shags and moves in with your friend and will be gay4pay on OF? Ah, love

 

[Pom Bear]

Latest IG story, looks like she's after a free rug wash. Interpret that as you will Scrunchies!
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Ohh, so many but some of my faves are from her pregacy era: (sorry there are 6 but last one doesn't count as we can't see her soft bewful fizzog)

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just love the nipple on the arse in this shot!

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One of my old favourites from those pics xx..


"Put your corncobs in the air, wave them around like you just don't care xxx

 

[St37]

She’s “cooking” live tomorrow lol

 

[lamaitresse]

These are quite speshull

Oh lordy, didn't realise she was modelling each and every one. This one is particularly fake:

She is so cringe!

Tits out for this one:

 

[chattypatty]

I know it’s out of order but that kid looks so gormless

 

[gossipgalxoxox]

Watching that I genuinely think she’s a bit slow or educationally challenged? She definitely isn’t all there. I did it all myself and used a laptop

 

[Xxcxcc]

Can you all remember when loads jumped on this thread after chas apparently smacked her one and was quite a few defending lozza, saying she doesn't deserve it etc, wonder what they have to say now that he is back on the scene. Looks like it was blew out of proportion or it happened anf she couldn't give shit and is happy to have a wife beater around her child. Woman has no self respect at all. she's tried dating and going out and no one wants her as she's a massive catfish. Even Kirk norcross absolutely tortured her after they met up and he seen the real her. So she's decided fuck it Al have Chaz back as hes the most bewful boy she's ever seen. The fucking klump family are back

 

[NinaStar90]

Jerry Lee Lewis- Great (me a) ball of fire

 

[Userom]

The most important question I have about L&L design is…. (can) you buy from supermarket?

You buy from poundshop.

 

[Heneghs]

Imagine expecting this to show up ……

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Wow pound shop versions lol
The two of them look like they are going back to their caravan in the halting site, gypsy vibes for sure!

 

[Pom Bear]

Loz has been to The Fat Arse Store to get a bum lift x...

 

[Pom Bear]

Ha ha ha ha Pom ....your a legend....so many laugh out louds with your BYG edits

Thank you xx, it's so much fun making them Love Pom xx.

Big Loz likes the limelight x....

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On the hunt for the OG photo of that one she put up, I found this article which I thought was interesting. Here are some words of wisdom from our delusional nashurally bewful yung gel.

"Despite looking dramatically different from her fresh-faced TOWIE debut, Lauren thinks she still looks like the 'girl next door'. Over the years has undergone a nose job, breast enlargement operation and liposuction, as well as regular Botox and lip fillers. She told Fabulous magazine: "I don’t feel like I’ve had so much done to myself that I don’t still look like the girl next door."

"Speaking about Chloe and Charlotte, she added: "I don’t think it’s attractive, I really don’t. If you’re looking for perfection, you’re fighting for something you’re never ever going to get. You can change something but it’s never enough, so just leave it. But maybe they are told that, so they just go to someone else until they get a yes. Maybe they can’t recognise it themselves."

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Her face reminds me of this pic I made a while back xx ..

 

[Kilo005]

Sorry I’m mortified, why is she showing off that dry arse pesto pasta like it’s something to brag about!? It’s a dinner a uni student would eat who’s skint and can’t cook!!

 

[Notredamn]

WHO, with sanity intact, looking to spaff that amount of money on a night’s stay, is going to see these two fat hooligans and think, ‘yes! This has sealed the deal. It was a toss up between this and another refined establishment, but this is prestigious. I want the BYG treatment. I’m booking in.’?!

 

[Piff paff puff]

La-ball for a girl
la-bike for a boy

 

[Userom]

OMG why have we never seen the Jennifer resemblance. It’s just her. Except I love Jennifer.

When you order Stifler's mum from wish