Lauren Goodger #83 Free zoo trips for the exposure, someone put silverback Loz back in her enclosure! 🦍

[Pom Bear]

Big olive Pom you should put Lauren’s head on a giant Olive next to a jar of them

That's a great idea xx..

Pom you legend! I fucking laughed so hard at olive on the buses!! Keep up the good work xx

Thank you, I love making the pics and enjoying making us laugh on here xx.

 

[Userom]

I just can’t with this new Bizness venta.

It’s just so embarrassing.

I did manage to get my hand on an unfiltered/unedited shot of BYG modelling!

 

[Teddybear1994]

I wonder if it’s kids clothes her bewellful brand probs from Ali express / DH Gate - it’s full of all that gypsy looking tat she puts LaPorkPieShortOfAPicnic in

Second thing I think it’s totally unfair to film staff members without their consent

 

[Pom Bear]

Ah @Pom Bear !!! These are great! This one is like the knock off version of Thelma and Louise our yung gel never ceases to give us a laugh

Thank you very much xx.
She has so many faces filtered and unfiltered to choose from that it is always fun to make these pics xx

 

[GlassOfBeans]

New Thread Suggestion:

Flogging glasses, scamming the masses, joined Pigo to stop Chaz flirting with lasses

 

[Pom Bear]

As promised two more glasses pics x .

 

[Jujujulia95]

Sorry for being all gross scrunchies, but I’m so thankful for this thread every time I’m made to feel worthless in life, despite the banter I can tell you’re all such warm and lovely people and it’s truly a bit of a safe haven in stormy times

 

[Eureka]

Two Fat Hooligans has to be the next thread title

 

[Emmie81]

Snooped on her IG for the first time a long time but fuck me she is aiming for a new low

60% off her beef curtains and 50p sunnies

wow, her life is beautifully tragic

 

[Sunnydaze101]

It’s fucking breakfast time and she posts that. FML. It’s so ugly. She been dunked in some brown shit??
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Maybe she’s trying to reach out to guys who have a fetish for tree trunks in stockings
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[Silly-old-Slapper]

All pleathered up and off down the market to stock up on 2 forra pahnd sunnies Such a bewful Dell Gell

 

[GlassOfBeans]

CORN ON THE COB ALERT

 

[Pom Bear]

I think he's misspelt "gruesome"
(though, we all know it's really Loz messaging herself - everyone on The Fappening seems to complain about her lame OF content)

...."grab it while you can literally"
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Loooool xx...

 

[Clickbait]

A wee brekky for Big Loz! She loves a bit of sausage!

What kind of establishment is this? Do they not realise BYG: celebrity, author, model, fitness specialist, BAFTA award winner, insparashunal woman, muvva of the year, asfetics praktishoner extraordinaire and Mary Berry’s stalker best mate has her beans in a glass? Disgusting oversight on their part.

 

[Intoxicating]

RIGHT FELLOW SCRUNCHIES!!
So Ch'0.5 was supposed to be up before the coppers about the charges this week, or before the end of Feb.

I bet he gets let off all charges due to:

1. Lozzer doesn't want to take it any further
B. Lack of evidence.

So I reckon we're in for the new announcement to pay March's rent by the second week in March.

The Big 'We're puttin' the parst behind us, and tryin' again' Crap Mag spread.

Any other bets on when this will be?

I'm expecting her pregnant again with the "he love me he always love me"

 

[WordSalad]

Big Gel don't get sarcasm lol

 

[Anna666]

I know it’s out of order but that kid looks so gormless

I feel the same ... but we need to remember she is the product of ..... 2 gormless twats

 

[Pom Bear]

Oh Pom, this has made my day! Thank you! I love that she has her arse for an airbag in the last pic!

She’s clothes matched with the dummy in the back too!!

That's great to hear, thank you xx Lool I did think it weren't good enough to put on but so happy how much it was enjoyed Love Pom xx.

 

[Pom Bear]

OMG @Pom Bear the glasses on Laohgod have finished me off you are a genius Pom

You da best @Pom Bear

Thank you both xx.

Speaking of cinema/film - Pom, any chance you could feature our muscular-arsed BYG on the advertising poster for Gorillas in the Mist?

Just made xxx.
Back later with two more glasses pics x

 

[A-Soul]

Knew she reminded me of something with those ‘shades’ on….