Lauren Goodger #83 Free zoo trips for the exposure, someone put silverback Loz back in her enclosure! 🦍

[behindthesofa]

Loz has been to The Fat Arse Store to get a bum lift x...

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That arse is nowhere near big enough.
S

 

[ollybobtop]

I like the glasses but they are basically the same as Chloe from geordie shore range from jy London brand.. also the need for the hotel to shoot this is funny. Just had a look at the prices and not that bad but… I thought she would give something more I won’t lie

 

[maggisojuicy]

She looks like stifflers mum

To be fair that’s probably the look she was going for

 

[Nosymum]

This has given me a vision of the welding woman off Flashdance. Pom, please make our Lozza into Jennifer Beals in the black leotard . What a feeeeling! Lol

Don’t give her ideas, I can’t afford the therapy bills should I see it!

 

[fiedwrdsx]

Another thought (aside from the erm, distracting crotch, for all the wrong reasons), do genuine Nike trackies have (what looks like) THREE Nike Swoosh logos on them? Maybe Lauren got those from Alibaba as well. Or one of her Instagram jenyooin designer stores.Really unflattering angle (though she didn't have Laprop or a handbag to hide behind). And her facial expression is all coquettish and cutesy

yeah you can get that nike design x

 

[Pisspotshow]

Get over to insta. There are no words. Oh there’s one ……… CUNT

Show us without it please?

 

[fimfim]

‘Quarter Wit’

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So bewful, like it's from another lifetime!

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@Pom Bear did you photoshop some sunglasses on our byg?

 

[Momohawk]

She would get more money advertising this instead x...

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Great as always Pom but head needs to be a little smaller haha then it WILL be the spitz of her post x

 

[St37]

Show us without it please?

I don’t know how to post clips ?

Anyone ? Warning ….. it’ll grind your gears !!

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Get over to insta. There are no words. Oh there’s one ……… CUNT

What’s she done??

 

[Bonbon76]

What on earth are they putting in that forehead to pump it up so much??

Step away Loz, your forehead is on another scale entirely. Buckets of filler and a hydraulic crane still wouldn't sort it out.

And please, what's the nail dot all about? Is it literally a dot of varnish? Surely not.
A tiny tat? I'm so confused.

(I had migraine Botox yesterday and I'm exhausted, 39 injections. Oh btw Loz, there's no numbing involved, straight in, forehead, back of head, shoulders, all of it. You should try it sometime.

Please help some of lozland make sense!!)

I think it is one of these?

 

[troutpout69]

LOOOOOOOOOL x

This is the fake and real version ....

Fake..

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Real...

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The arms of the glasses had to be snapped off as they was too small lol x

This has given me a vision of the welding woman off Flashdance. Pom, please make our Lozza into Jennifer Beals in the black leotard . What a feeeeling! Lol

 

[bargainhunt99]

Blame it on baby Brian, he’s always at fault


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Was she talking about her jacket or her face do we think?

Both

 

[higos827]

Umm i came across a bj videos and its does look like lauren…. Not sure if its been mentioned before

 

[Notredamn]

Not sure if this has ever been said but wow doesn’t the little girl look just like Dan osbourne children ?? I don’t know if like jac or Dan but she is spitting imagine of the younger child. Or am I going mad? She looks nothing like Charlie or Lauren does she ??
that’s not a dig either , I think she’s a really pretty and cute toddler just doesn’t look like either of them. What’s your thoughts

I have thought this before tbh